Happy Chairman

Old Chinese Chairman •
Sorry 'bout Tienamen •
I Heart Cowboy Art •

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

One haiku per day?
Bah! I got haiku kung fu!
Na Hai Wri Mofo!

#Haiku #NaHaiWriMo(fo)

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Rupert Murdoch nude
A tortoise without its shell
This old cowboy smiles

#Haiku #Fox #Settlement

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Restart this account?
Another way to waste time
Cat checks his food bowl

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Neighbor wakes same time
Five o'clock in the morning
Some kind of welder 🤷‍♂️

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@AbrahamHamadeh @bgmasters Alphas grow hair, so,
I mustache you a question,
Baby Blake Peachfuzz!

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[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

@bgmasters Wealthy goosed puppet
Rocket fueled by White power
Crash lands and cries foul

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@charliekirk11 See Charlie Kirk twerk
From mom's basement to prison
Tee Pee You Ess Aay 🤦‍♂️

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

@AbrahamHamadeh "Save Arizona!"
Cries the boy to his father
As he's deported

#Haiku

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@KariLake Talking head anchor
Hating haters with hatred
"...Now to Dave with sports!"

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

@AbrahamHamadeh @newsmax Abe Live! on Newsmax
"Trump rules! Biden drools!" Abe says.
But why no spray tan?

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

School bell rings at eight
My tea's steam falls like thick fog
Dudebro on phone walks

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Seeing your tweeting
Gives an old man like me hope
Old, bold, gold, baby.

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Bingo hall legend
At The Real Thelma J One
Do you play Mahjong?

#Haiku

cc: @TheRealThelmaJ1

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Grandkids and teevee
And Switch™ and phone and tablet
Stops to click "Skip Ad --->"

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[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

I can't retire
Too damn much to say today
Wren shits on cactus

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[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Damn election's soon
Cave Creek done gone K.K.K.
Proud Boys party town

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[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

A red scare with rice
Soviet silos shot blanks
And I tipped my hat

#Haiku #NaHaiWriMo

cc: @CIA 😘

[Jane Perlez @JanePerlez]

1/ In the dead of night, the leader of China, Deng Xiaoping, is secretly whisked from DC to CIA HQ. Deng has serious business there. The visit has never been reported before. I break the story in my podcast, The Great Wager, about Nixon to China available @WBUR @NPR 🧵👎

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

Apocalypse now
"You can't say 'jinx!' Coughs don't count!"
Cat sleeps on beanbag

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

I laugh to myself
A frowned stranger walks past, glares
I check my zipper

#Haiku

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

January sixth
Democracy didn't die
Just had some covid

#Haiku #HaikuChallenge #LongHaul

[Happy Chairman @ACowboyHat]

New resolution!
[Older man thinks shower thought]
I'm already late?

#Haiku