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[Spud “The Mud” Hornett @SpudHornett76]

Some poor freshman is about to experience his first Halloween with his long distance gf he’s had since high school

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

high as fuck and my uber driver just said “winter is coming” out of nowhere after being silent for the entire drive

[Slurpfee @Slurpfeee]

ordered doordash and my sister delivered it

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

just typed doordash into the doordash search bar

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

yeah we’re never making it out of the patriarchy

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

The first artist to get deplatformed for being pro-israeli adjacent oh 2020 woke is BACK thank u god

[emmy @semmytary]

Having an ear infection as an adult

[daniel @dirty__dan_____]

when ur boyfriend starts cooking dinner and turns Evil for like an hour

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “____ i’m inside you” every time i travel

[jo 🦢 @gir1sp0]

being high 24/7 and eating 500 calories a day will have u walking around confused af

[thom @thomposting]

Honestly if its possible for weed to ruin your life u werent gonna make it anyways

[. @frankoceanhive]

hoping out of a mercedes benz to donate $500 is crazy lmfaoooooooo

[órla 🇮🇪🎃🦇 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[⟢ @R6IVE5]

donald trump cutting down the cherry blossom trees gifted to us by japan from over a century ago for the sole purpose of building a golf course....

[daniel aposta nos cachorros perdedores @daniel__pedra]

Minha nutricionista falou pra eu beber agua quando eu tiver com fome

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

But #he gets to live...

[danny @heaven_toniight]

i got a sativa pen from the dispensary

[sam @DARTHSAMI]

because yall weren’t around on 2013 tumblr. that’s all we did !!!!!!