❝ Wait, we were a thing? Or is this one of your schizophrenic tangents? If we were, I’m sorry. Mah brain was smashed in two by Hulk. I still hadn’t found the other half. ❞
❝ I can’t keep up with them all. I usually use Blind Al as a decoy. Her smelly feet and turkey arms generally runs them all off. She should rh-heaallly see a dermatologist. ❞
And darling, I will kiss you, and kiss you, and kiss you, and kiss you, and kiss you, and kiss you,until your tongue remembers the sweet taste of love, sticky as the juice of a summer-ripe peach and spilling out to fill the hollows of our cheeks.