ADEKUNJO

Easy going man...

[SolaceChukwu @SolaceChukwu]

@jon_d_doe Agba if u like cast us my own be say We are polygamous in nature 😝

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If your boyfriend is over 35 years old, please post your pictures with him and tag him on all social media platforms, saying:

"The LOML, I can't wait to do forever with you".

If he's married, his wife will see it.

Or someone that knows his wife will see it.

End.

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

May Allah expose, disgrace, and bring to justice everyone responsible for the shedding of innocent blood in Nigeria. Our nation deserves peace, and our people deserve to live without fear.

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Win or lose! Always say Alhamdulillah 🤲🏻

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Kun faya kun, May Allah surprise you with what you had hoped for and considered impossible. 🤲🏻

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

@jon_d_doe This is what you get as a woman if you take up a man’s responsibilities.

I have no advice. Make she do wetin dey her mind

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A married woman in my DM.

"Àgbà, I have been borrowing money here and there to make sure I feed my children and even my husband. I owe loan apps and my salary barely does anything. I asked my husband for his phone to do something, and I noticed a credit alert came into his phone. I viewed it and I saw over N1m as his bank balance".

What would you do if you're this woman? Respond as a woman, or as if you're a woman.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Happy Eid-el-kabir to our Muslim brothers & sisters.

As you feast on your Rams today, so will you feast on your hardwork & success.

As you share with neighbors, so will your neighbors share with you.

May God continue to bless you, & grant you peaceful celebrations.

Amen 🙏.

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Alhamdulilah for another day 🤲🏻

[Oke Taofeek Deji @halalfinance01]

@jon_d_doe The prophet said more women will enter hell because they curse a lot and are often ungrateful to their husbands.

I guess it sums up your submission.

[Roland @rolandgavince]

@jon_d_doe Donated a kidney?
She’ll still say ‘What have you done for me lately?’ while posting ‘men are trash’ after you forgot the anniversary. Selective memory is women’s love language 😂

[SHARP•SPIRIT @OnoyomDavid]

@jon_d_doe If you’re in a relationship, the best approach when gifting her is to give what you can afford to lose. If you go do pass yourself, everywhere go fes blur when she says “did I force you to do all that for me”?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

When it comes romantic affairs between men and women.

Women have short memories over the things that make them happy.

And long memories over the things that make them angry.

If you like, give her your kidney.

If that kidney stops functioning, she'll ask for the second kidney.

If you refuse....

"What have you ever done for me?"

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

@halalfinance01 👍👍👍

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear Nigerian married men living abroad or planning to relocate, I have a question.

What is your retirement plan?

Because 2 things are almost certain to happen.

1. Your wife may not return with you.

2. Your kids will not return home to occupy the big mansions you built.

End.

[Knowledge Of Old📌 @KnowledgeOfOld]

Real talk 📌