Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I am a gross jaded adult with control issues...

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@tragicbirdapp Lil Calcific Tendonitis

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

I'm going to sin so much this pride month that Jesus is going to have to come back and die again for my sins #sexyjesus #pride #pridemonth #hellawaits #gayforjesus #bible #BibleVerses #god #queer #bipride

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@sophieaquario @ask_aubry That's the problem, a healthy lunch is VERY un-American

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@ElCatski @fesshole Don't lie, you shagged your own sister 🤣

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@Mrs_ARockstar @ask_aubry Anna is the hero of this story

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@Princess_LayUh1 @JeffreeStar He's married and Jeffrey Starr said it's not him

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@NoContextBrits Wank in sixty seconds

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was buying a house, the Agent and owner put £5k on the price at the last minute, we paid the extra grudgingly. A few years later a letter arrived to the old owner, as all goodwill had been lost I opened it, a cheque from a bank £6K. I took great delight in burning it.

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@ask_aubry A religious one?

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@LSPav57 @Ava_wfc Why wouldn't you use an international stage to protest injustice?

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@amboinreallife Sounds like you might have ADHD

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@Nothennyfr

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@fayemikah Put a photo of something that looks appetising Infront of It 🤣

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@grumpyshrubbery That's usually the main reason I go on holiday 🤣

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

I hope we have a snap election. And By snap election I mean, I hope Keir Starmer walks into parliament, snaps Rishi Sunak's neck and declares himself Prime Minister.

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@ask_aubry I was born in the morning and I will be there for the weekend

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@alreadytaken74 George Osborne!

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@GeordieFalthful @havill_paul @ladbible You saying T-keys wrong

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@HopeShiloh2 I feel your pain! When I tried to kill myself I was told by my GP that I was "fucking stupid" and was also given a psych eval which concluded that there was nothing wrong with me

[Irv 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ADHDIRV]

@zekedrinkswater I'm gay for pay