ADHDean

BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

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@SenRickScott @JoeBiden Stupid and cruel shouldn’t be rewarded with a congressional seat, yet here you are.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

@stan_countz @RhondaSantisX Gregg Abbott is mean-spirited and vitriolic, and it is my sincere hope he burns in hell for all eternity.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

I’ll probably keep my profile up for a bit because I have so many friends here, but don’t crane your neck looking for new jokes, etc from me here. Love y’all.

But not you, Elon. You’re a waste of flesh and electricity.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

Musk is turning this place into a second-rate Parler or Truth Social and embracing fascism in the name of a twisted “freedom of speech” anti-ethic. I think I’m done here, because I don’t wish to consciously support evil. Follow me over on the Heffalump site, if you want to.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

@Dannyboi407 Teehee

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

emergency!

[natalayhehoo @highprobably1]

Whatever side of the parking lot I start parking on when I first go someplace is where I park until the day I die.

[paula.vision.pv @thepaulasuzanne]

First Written Words Post Cardiac Arrest

Damar Hamlin: Did we win?

My Mother: Can I have a Coke?

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

@SAndersonWhite You’re right. I went low.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

@notmythirdrodeo More like lazy and forgetful

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Frog: WAKE ME UP!

Snake: Wake me up inside!

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

[1936]

Steinbeck: What did you think of the draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯?

Publisher: It needs more characters.

Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

@benedictsred “A creative genius who doesn’t adhere to conventional knowledge” instead of dumb as a post

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I just want to be rich enough to be considered eccentric instead of unstable.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

@TheCiscoKidder The Internet of Schwings

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

When are your porch lights on?

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

my wife said she wanted to trade in her van for a smaller vehicle but i said no. then the car caught fire yesterday. i'm feeling sus about this event and also fear for my life.

[Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse]

I put in my time now so that I can die at my retirement party later.