Ali Kirchman

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@mrsdobbins_ This trend of acting like children aren't human beings drives me INSANE. It's fine to not want kids, you do you, but stop acting like children aren't allowed to exist and be humans with feelings.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@CollinRugg My husband and I once pulled a man out of a jeep that he'd flipped over a guardrail and into a river in a snowstorm. He was so upset about his Jeep and all I could do was remind him that he walked away with his LIFE. Cars are replaceable, people are not.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@harrisongordo13 Recording the entire concert on your phone

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@salvationxends The Boyfriend Wall. Tall man stands behind short woman to protect her from the people in the pit. (here's a hint... GTFO of the pit!!!)

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@TheJoeySwoll Love how he captioned "can someone cut him out" as if his phone doesn't have a cropping feature 🙄

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@TheJoeySwoll I hope you responded with some pointers on her form 🧐 I'm no professional but I do lift that's bad form. Bet her lower back was killing her the next day.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@oocsitcoms Wellmania. Celeste Barber is a damn gem and Netflix just let her slip away. Tragedy.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@impossiblyeve Bring in Charlie Kelly to establish a clear cut spaghetti policy.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@WhitneyChanell Okay so I genuinely thought that like, everyone does stuff like this. I always just attributed it to busy-mom brain. Nice that she has a husband like this though 😊 very sweet.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@Interruptweets My husband surprised me for my birthday with tickets to see you at Stone Pony in May 🖤 I can't wait!! 100% going for The Interrupters, not Sum 41 😋

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@TheJoeySwoll Doing Tik Tok dances in public is (as the kids say) so cringe to begin with. And it's unbelievable how obsessed some people are with themselves.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@aplaceforowls you can get your Jack's Mannequin fix by listening to Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness 😍 (you probably know this, but in case you don't!)

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@leakybrainmusic @JamesCWarne @ChefReactions You took the words right out of my mouth - people do this just for the reactions they get.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@ChefReactions I'm fully convinced people just make videos like this for the reactions. No way they make and eat this stuff on a normal day. It's just to piss people off as they watch the video.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@shodansam @witty_shitty Can you send me the videos, I'd like to see.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@socialiststeve6 Its not about forgiving or canceling student loans, it's about addressing the greedy interest rates. The interest is what kills people. If you borrow money, you should pay it back, but it shouldn't be a lifetime journey.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@SoCalGoulah8 @TheJoeySwoll TBH as a straight woman, even I'd be looking!

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@skinnyprinsess Even her siblings are looking at the camera (presumably held by one of the parents) with a WTF look on their faces. They know how messed up it is.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@danhett Circe by Madeline Miller is an excellent read.

[Ali Kirchman @ADKWTF]

@zillowgonewild good God I hope it doesn't come with all that hideous hotel furniture.