Angela D. Mitchell

When not tilting at windmills, a writer & playwright by night (& publicist by day). #resist

[Angela D. Mitchell @ADMitchellTales]

Discover my dark spin on #BeautyandtheBeast in "The Bridge," a story of She-Troll Meets Man. What's not to love? https://t.co/f2iugLTB1G

[Angela D. Mitchell @ADMitchellTales]

@MsAllieD @madsdoingthings

[Insider Tech @TechInsider]

This artist is reviving a 10th-century book spine tradition #WorldBookDay

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

This is a terrific and unexpectedly moving piece about an actor I've always admired. https://t.co/2C13WPSkhn

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

Doesn't arming teachers actually mean putting MORE guns within reach of students? Aside from the fact that it's idiotic, all it takes is one unlocked desk or drawer and you've just created a school shooting, not prevented one.

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

Here's the final post in my series on The Iron Bull's romance, on the tragedy of love with a Qun-loyal Bull. SPOILERS for #DragonAgeInquisition! With kudos to @bengelinas @RealFPJr @KarinWeekes @PatrickWeekes @bioware. Thanks for reading! (weeps silently)
https://t.co/puotyjG9eX

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

Hey all, just a reminder that if you enjoy my explorations & analyses of the Dragon Age universe (or you've read and liked my fantasy works), you can actually help support me in creating more! Ma serannas!

https://t.co/2w1aYeJbrC

[MALFUNCTIONING 🏳️‍🌈 I'm here for the dragons @nerinedorman]

I've totally slowed down on all my fic reading, but this #Solavellan story by Eluvianness hits me right in the feels. https://t.co/RtFnCbsQp2 GO READ this story. It is ... just ... well, I NEED an update soon. #dragonage #fanfiction

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

This is GENIUS (and you can sing it):

Hate-reading makes my columns all go viral like canarypox,
Present me with the truth and I will turn it to a paradox,
I’ll spew undoubted bullshit till you’ll swear that it’s veracity,
Sometimes vocabulary gets confused for perspicacity. https://t.co/BSAURyJhfn

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

Happy #GalentinesDay to all you smart, strong, brave, fierce and poetic land mermaids, space unicorns, and opalescent tree sharks. Remember you are loved!

(Art by https://t.co/phE5H2MZoL)

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

I just typed the word "tooken," looked at it for a moment, puzzled, wrote two more sentences, then screamed in horror.

Yeah. It's been that kind of day.

[Melissa F. Olson is on Blue Sky Now @MelissaFOlson]

Dear @ChuckWendig the naming survey is over and "Chuck's Inevitable Demise" won by a landslide. Every morning you shall look out upon the face of your own doom.
I regret nothing.

[Reproductive Freedom for All @reproforall]

Trump at #MarchForLife: “Every life is sacred, every child is a precious gift from God.” Oh realllllly.

If Trump & the GOP actually cared about children, they’d work w/ us to restore #CHIP, address #DACA & address our obscene rates of maternal mortality. #DreamActNow

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

<waves mage staff> And PRESTO, a herd of baby goats to suddenly appears! Frolicking! Capering! Leaping! Bleating adorably in their baby goat voices!

Only not really.

WHY AM I NOT MAGIC. We could all use some baby goats right about now, let's be honest.

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

FOR THIS COMING YEAR REMEMBER TO...
• get enough sleep
• drink water
• raise a kraken to be your son
• finally get a vorpal sword
• read the books you buy instead of hoarding them
• haha okay one of these isn't realistic

[Angela D. Mitchell @ADMitchellTales]

Retweeting this from my DDD blogger persona. My goals for 2018. https://t.co/8wGCXS5wuB

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

2018 goals:

Write more
Blog more
Walk, move & dance more
Sing more
Play more
Laugh more
Forgive more
Do what I love
Be nicer to myself
Say I love you
Get fluent in French
Learn more Elvhen
Find an eluvian/TARDIS/door to Narnia
Ask various people ARE YOU A GOD?

#2018resolutions

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

@SamSykesSwears Yeah. I think you nailed it.

PS, you omitted the part where you're dug up and then frozen in a rictus of despair and self-loathing at the filth you perpetrated on the universe.

Or I may be projecting.

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

Revisiting #DragonAgeInquisition Trespasser:

Me: SOLAS!
Solas: I suspect you have questions!
Me: Nice armor.
Solas: I... AM THE DREAD WOLF.
Me: That's hot.
Solas: I could not lie with you under false pretenses!
Me: ...NOW I KNOW.
Solas: ...
Me: ...
Solas: Let's do this.
Me: YAY!

[Angela D. Mitchell @ADMitchellTales]

The blood splashes in the credits, Brian Reitzell’s score surges ominously, & #Hannibal begins. Check out my analysis @TheFandomentals as I revisit Season 1 of one of the best shows in #TV history! #fannibals
https://t.co/FYTPaKyhA3