Gary Oak

(Former) Indigo League Champion | I want to be the very best! | Grandson of the world-renowned Professor Oak

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@AD_Barry_ Barry, are you sure you didn't just, y'know, die?

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@AD_Barry_ EXCUSE me, you were WHERE?

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@AD_Barry_ BARRY? HELLO? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

On the road to Viridian City

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@AD_Red_ Y'know, I had a fantastic year forgetting this app existed. You just love torturing me, don't you?

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

Red texted me earlier saying "everyone is back on Twitter! You GOTTA at least say hi!" So here it is: Hi.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@Selene_SSBU This app brings me nothing but pain.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

The moment after I sent my last tweet, I looked up and saw an Absol crossing the trail I'm walking on.

I'm sure this can only mean good things, right?

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

I never said this.

https://t.co/XRTrc51L2c

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Gary was here!

Ash is a loser!

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

im tired

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@Selene_SSBU @AD_Barry_ It's wishful thinking, but we had to pay for him to even be able to leave Sinnoh, so unless he got crazy lucky in the Pokélottery, he's probably still in his home region.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

So it's been almost 2 months since @AD_Barry_ disappeared, and no one seems to know where he is. Do we send out a missing persons report? I feel like we should be taking this pretty seriously.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@Ult_Mewtwo @AD_Red_ @AD_Barry_ Yeah yeah yeah, "humans weak, humans should die" blah blah blah

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@AD_Red_ @AD_Barry_ Nah, he probably just dropped his phone somewhere. That's the hope I'm going off of.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@AD_Red_ @AD_Barry_ C'mon man, at least try to have SOME hope, and that's coming from me.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@ssbu_leaf Yeah... let's just say I'm happy I'm not in Kanto rn to deal with Gramps's midlife crisis

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@Ult_Pit Bleach your hair and move to Sinnoh, and I'd say you could fool anyone.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

Has anyone seen Barry since he left Kanto? His Twitter has been radio silent for months now and I haven't heard anything from him...

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@Ult_Palutena I wouldn't be surprised if his phone fell out of his pocket while he was running somewhere a little too fast. It's probably sitting in a snowbank somewhere in Northern Sinnoh.

[Gary Oak @AD_Gary_]

@Ult_Pit A young trainer from Sinnoh. Fluffy hair, can't keep his mouth shut, way too excited about everything. Ring any bells?