Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat)

NOT @callmekrisstat. Independent roleplay/parody account. 18+ only (mdnf/i)

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

and i’m ready to go
lead me into the light

kris statlander (she/her)

penned by #mythtaken

18+ only (mdnf/i)

♡+↻

[Charlie. — NOT @imcharliegirl_. @KingHadFallen]

CHARLIE — 👾🤍🌺

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

sienna? more like siORE LOSER 🫵

anyway, if & when me & harls win those titles, i’ll dedicate the win to you :)

[sienna jade. @BEAUTYINTHEGORE]

no. 😡

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

call us, beep us, if you want to reach us 📟

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

just kidding please do i get very lonely & sad sometimes

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

never talk to me or my supergirl ever again

[❥・𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆 𑁤 𓏻 ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ 𓏻 @SkyeGetsBloody]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝑺𝒌𝒚𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀bi. multiship.

⠀⠀ ═══ ⋆ ★。／｜＼｡ ★ ⋆ ═══

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[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

@MaliciousPK i mean you sleep during the day, right? so it works out well

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

happy all in EVE.

… get it… EVE… i’ll be here all week, folks 🙂‍↕️

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

i am so calling you buddy, pal.

hell, i’ll even call you champ. chief. son. SPORT.

[‍ ‍��� ‍‍ ☣︎ @FueledByToxins]

real estate? buddy????

first off, I know just as much about houses than you do. and secondly, I know damn well you’re not calling ME buddy.

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

@WrestleAunt i GUESS we can share a boneless platter later, you don’t have to twist my arm about it

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

a cheeky nandos location hates to see me coming

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

you look like you’re about to sell me some real estate

i will not fall for your tricks, i am the proud owner of my own house already buddy

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ☣︎ @FueledByToxins]

toxic matters.

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

HA, i wish. i can’t even edit my phone number into your contact list

…… unless…..

[∕ not @blakemonroewwe @GLAMORIZEDLIFE]

did you make this yourself?!

[∕ not @blakemonroewwe @GLAMORIZEDLIFE]

this is who you’re being mean to btw. 👼🏼

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

@HopeTooStrong all we need is for you to powerbomb mercedes through the ground and we can celebrate the week together as rightful champs 🙂‍↕️

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

oh i capiche alright

[𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑼𝑺 𝑫𝑬 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑶 | parody @ForeverVirtuosa]

Jersey mode.

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

@HopeTooStrong human sunshine my BELOVED

[Frank. | Parody @RiseFromEnvy]

Frank de la Combé.
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𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗳 • 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗿 • 𝗱𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗱

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[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

@GLAMORIZEDLIFE NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN, WIFEY

[Out Of This World (NOT @callmekrisstat) @ADaddyNamedStat]

hey, you come around here often?