Calandra

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

there is absolutely no universe where the person who dysregulates ur nervous system is the love of your life

[DANIEL @Dnxlstillwon]

I think our chapter is officially over, be safe my baby

[Calandra @ADayWithHer]

Trying to get to know people these days…..

“I take it, your ex-husband was the sole provider in the relationship?”

😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i act delusional for fun, i know when to wrap ts up

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

i fully understand why people go for walks.. that shit is beyond peaceful

[Calandra @ADayWithHer]

Watching folk content makes me not want to eat food from other people anymore.

Like, why you talking so much around the food? Why are you sweeping the floor while food is out and uncovered? Did you rinse that pot out first? Why are the counters/cabinets filthy? 😫😫😫

[postydiary @postydiary]

the art of trying anyway

[B @globalinblack]

This seems like a legit nightmare 😭😭

[JupiterSzn🍒🍀🎨 @xo_empressive]

Getting older as a black woman is realizing that your aunties, grandmoms, and women in your family who talked about having “bad nerves” were really suffering from severe anxiety & maybe depression. Bonus points if they have high blood pressure.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

i don't do childish ass attitudes in friendships. i am not your nigga

[postydiary @postydiary]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don't want to know anything about anyone

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Parents switching between "you're still a kid" and "you're not a kid anymore" depending on what benefits them<<<

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

All the dating advice I read here seems so strange to me. Why not develop yourself as a person, learn to be kind, and find hobbies and interests you're passionate about, and then find someone who is compatible with you and your lifestyle? Why fake being a different person?

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

I love when women go get what they want.
Even if it means they gotta leave their man/bf/husband to get it.

[Calandra @ADayWithHer]

Never cared.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

One of my worst nightmares is someone calling me because they can see me from across the road or something, and them watching me ignore their call.

[Emmy 🦋 @emmyxtweets]

My favorite form of intimacy has always been asking questions, not to pry, but to understand the architecture of someone's inner world. The way they think. The way they feel. The way their past still echoes in their present. There's a depth in people that never shows unless someone asks the kind of questions that require honesty instead of performance. What shaped you. What steadied you. What you learned the hard way. What you still carry even when you pretend you don't.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Rushing home to be by yourself because pretending to be normal around your coworkers all week is exhausting. 😔

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @iiheartalyse2]

It’s unattractive to not be aware of politics, and what’s going on in the world