𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊

I don't need salvation. I want an enemy
A samurai of Hinomoto, Ginko Tsukitsuba!

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[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

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[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

give me that, I'll go first

[、 ➟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @kennosen]

!?!

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

Man.

[、 ➟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @kennosen]

(Holding her sword up to her neck.)

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

.....

[𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐀 .ᐟ @psuedoremnant]

⠀ ⠀ ginko——chan ……. ⠀ ⚹ 💧 you didn’t hear anything .ᐟ

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

happy mothers day!

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

.............. Oh.

[𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐀 .ᐟ @psuedoremnant]

⠀ ⠀ —— WAIT I HELD A BOYS HAND??!!

[𝙈𝙞𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙄𝙤𝙧𝙞 🗡️ @SamuraiRemnant]

＼(^_^)／

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

but there will be no one in edo

[𝙈𝙞𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙄𝙤𝙧𝙞 🗡️ @SamuraiRemnant]

...I have a fight event tomorrow...?

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

Okay now I will kill them all and you will be left without opponents to fight

[𝙈𝙞𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙄𝙤𝙧𝙞 🗡️ @SamuraiRemnant]

And the bad part?

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

I think I have to go-

I have a pending mother's Day gift, soooo——

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

.....................

[、 ➟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @kennosen]

“It IS that serious!”

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

.......Now what am I going to give to Yui tomorrow?????

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

it's not that big a deal-

[、 ➟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @kennosen]

Cue Musashi just on the ground, repeatedly punching it, and crying.

“I can already feel my youth slipping away from me... when did I become a grandma....”

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

THAT'S MY SENSEI!!

[人間産業廃棄物 @deguretyaf]

うわ農民つよい

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

long history

[、 ➟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @kennosen]

“IORI IS YOUR D A D!?”

“I'M A GRANDMA!?”

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

IORI IF YOU DON'T COME BACK ALIVE I WILL KILL 60% OF THE SAMURAIS OF EDO

[@SamuraiRemnant]

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

......Dad is going to go to war? AND WITHOUT ME?!

[、 ➟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @kennosen]

"Dad"? Who's your old man?

[𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚘 «Miyamoto» 𝚃𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚊 @ADemonSword_]

With time you get used to it, he is also an absent father

[𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐀 .ᐟ @psuedoremnant]

⠀ ⠀ >:\

[Mizuki @IchiuzYluu_]

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