ADifferentNeil

Drummer, genius, idiot, prat. I like cheese if the weather's good.

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@Official_MRLP @Nigel_Farage I just logged back in to this godawful site for the first time in years specifically to say: please don't run.

Let the Bin take out Farage.

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Look at me! I'm having a fun joke, with my friend.

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I just never write any tweets.

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@SpookyMaidment HMMM

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

Direct from @SpookyMaidment : "My girlfriend's boyfriend is a bit of an idiot."

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@SpookyMaidment Balls.

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@SpookyMaidment Y!

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@SpookyMaidment Since it's my bungalow, I know that that is disconnected because of last time. N!

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@SpookyMaidment This is MY BUNGALOW! Y!

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@SpookyMaidment N!

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

They thought it was some kind of Egyptian healing bomb.

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Cheap combustible misogyny.

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

And then all of a sudden I was in charge of an art gallery...

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

Soggy milk dud. Inflatable pedestrian!

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@SpookyMaidment you are just being silly now.

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@SpookyMaidment I miss the days when your phone was on.

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

@SpookyMaidment Why don't YOU try that again, but with your phone on?

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

Hello, and welcome to 'How Hard Can It Be To Buy String In Worthing', where the current Hard is Very.

[ADifferentNeil @ADifferentNeil]

Did they say you would not produce sand?