Austin Aries

Plant Based Athlete: Gets plenty of protein. Actor: Does all his own stunts. Part-Time asshole, Full-Time lover. [NOT real. Follow 👉@AustinAries]

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

🍌 Austin Aries AKA Banana Master
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[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

No, I’m not dead. Yet…

Yes, I have another match this weekend.

If you can’t be there in person, you can still witness greatness on GSW’s YouTube channel.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

I know you’re up to no good...

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

❤️ x1000

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Where there’s light, there’s...

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

@MaliciosaMujer // Oh?

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Yeah well, maybe it is. A lot of things needs to be done as well, but it’s definitely worth a try.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Living together sounds like a rush, but hey, as long as you both are happy, you're good.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Yeah... that’d be weird. But, we’re not... you know, there yet. We’re not going to be rushing things.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Oh. Well. That's... A thing I guess. You do know that makes me like... Your father-in-law, yeah?

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

No, no. I’m staying there rent free. Well, we met at a show and, I found out that we both loved to cook, and... I wasn't looking for a relationship, but we have great chemistry, so we decided to give it a shot. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Uhm... Yeah? Is he renting a room or like... Okay fine, how did that end up happening?

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Oh, I thought you’d never ask. Well, I’m going to be staying there for... a while. I’m not exactly sure how long, but hopefully a few months, maybe even a few years if things go according to plan.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Don't defend my house against me. What are you even doing there?

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Says the weird guy with the marker.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Well I kept staring at my watch and it had been hours, but then I came out and they're like "that took a while" but it had been like 30 minutes or something. Nothing major. Just a weird place.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

And nobody came looking for you? Hmm... That is strange. Then what happened?

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Well... I asked for directions, he said "right down this hallway" so I went there and there was nothing for hours and hours.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

I don’t know, Jim. Could’ve been blood, for all I know. It sounds like you’ve really angered them. You knew the house is haunted, you could’ve nicely asked for directions, you know, instead of drawing on the walls with a MARKER.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

A MARKER! WHAT ELSE? I'm not the Marquis De Sade. It was the bathroom and the top room.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Hold on a sec... Was the bathroom the only room you couldn’t get to? And, what did you draw with, exactly? 🤔

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

I mean... I tried going to the bathroom and I honestly swear the hallway was long as hell. I even drew a mark on the wall to see if I was just going in circles and I was.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Wait. What? 😂😂 Tell me more. Sounds like a great story to share.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

I mean it fucking is! I didn't say there were decapitated heads in the fridge, I said there were three days walking in circles when I needed to piss!

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Strange? Weird? ... Who are you?

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

That's a strange thing to get used to. We used to go there more often-ish before, but things got busy here and weird there.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

At first I wasn’t sure, but later I understood that, that’s how things work around here and I gotta adapt to it. I see things differently now as I learn new things about this property and its current owner.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Are you sure? Neverending stairs, doors that appear and disappear, rooms that were never built. And I've been sober there too.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

Actually, I don’t think it’s as ominous as you think it is.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Uh... That sounds ominous. What did you see?

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

I know...

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

That place is haunted as hell. Probably by Hell too.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

... Yeah. It’s a beautiful place, indeed. In so many ways.

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

Sounds like you went to my house in Sheppey.

[Austin Aries @ADoubleMachine]

I’m in another dimension, I believe...

[Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ @PreludeToMisery]

That's an excellent question. I think it does. Most of the time. Where have you even been?