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200 lbs of Sarcasm

[Droid @ADroid23]

Is it a legal requirement that all Europeans must wear shorts short enough to expose their junk when in #Florida ? #unnecesarylunges

[Droid @ADroid23]

#OVOCIRQUE Ovo times 2 #doubleegg

[Droid @ADroid23]

Enough tweets about Trump! What the world needs is more public school math tweets! @DawsonBry #Heroinkhakis

[Droid @ADroid23]

@toddimack I'm not sure my shirt from 30 years ago still fits! But I'm guessing his don't fit either! #DDTtoomanywhoppers

[Droid @ADroid23]

After an hour of the Grammys I have to think that Trump is not the worst thing going on in the US! This is shit! #makethegrammysgreatagain

[Droid @ADroid23]

Just saw an 85 Chrysler k car!! I think that means an early spring! Or I went back in time, better start on the mullet #GroundhogDay

[Droid @ADroid23]

After watching yesterday's game I understand why Spence was frowning in the team photo at the start of the season #premonition #rocktheflow

[Droid @ADroid23]

@toddimack all they need is Tom Tom making ceasers #POTUS #melbboys

[Droid @ADroid23]

6 beers in at an Irish Bar I should be getting beat up shortly #fuckinirish

[Droid @ADroid23]

@toddimack starting a side business drawing caricatures! Hopefully ready by IronHorse I need to learn to draw unhappy smokers first!!!

[Droid @ADroid23]

Can't find a pen in this house to save my life! But I found a hockey stick in 5 different rooms #CanadianProblems #ownthemoment #ownthestore

[Droid @ADroid23]

Clemson up so big they have pulled there starters and the horn section is playing Defense! #hateohio #twohourclemsonfan

[Droid @ADroid23]

Quietly reflecting on how much better my life would be if I had a pet Otter!!! #lifelesson

[Droid @ADroid23]

First day this year the temp is over 12 and my neighbor is cutting his grass! Leaving me no choice but to shit on his porch! Smarten up Gary

[Droid @ADroid23]

Haven't been this happy with #NotreDame since they let the Hobbit play football! Anybody but #Wisconsin! bye badgers @XavierMBB #madness

[Droid @ADroid23]

Officially added Wisconsin as a state I will not even drive through! #marchmadness is limiting vacation options #stinkinbagers @XavierMBB

[Droid @ADroid23]

Thanks @bell for not showing McDavid vs Eichel but having ten channels of #thevoice on!!! Enjoy my $140 you earned it! #jerkoffs

[X-treme Fans @XU_Xtreme_Fans]

DOWN GOES #1!!! DOWN GOES NOVA!!! MUSKETEERS WIN 90-83!! #LetsGoX

[Droid @ADroid23]

If you screw up paying with debit in the drive thru they should make you drive around and start over! #wastingmytime #cashisking

[Droid @ADroid23]

@toddimack for sure! At 11:30! Clarence Carters Strokin playing while Betty Boop is rolling out the late lunch! DJ first in line #Melbrules