Ken the Impaled

Trucker, bowler, dork.
Bill W.'s friend since 3/6/2019

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

Relax, asswipe. It was just a joke and you didn't die.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@AmazonHelp Your driver servicing the Talisheek LA area just delivered a package like this - it was on my porch for three minutes and nobody touched it.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

Today I learned I can block @josemangin's car and get free tacos.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

People are still pitching to Yordon with the game on the line.

Big mistake.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@CiBabs I went to the Day Off Fest in Biloxi MS - that show was $35 to see Mudvayne, Disturbed, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, and Slipknot. One of the best shows Ive been to.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@Cubs

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@Cubs

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@Cubs Vazquez awaits your questions about that pitching.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@DGodfatherMoody Hall of Fame class of 2027 should have 1 inductee.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@markmartin Everyone is!

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

I was not a fan and he blocked me on twitter years ago, but holy smokes this is shocking. Never wish ill will on the guy, tragic for his family. God speed Rowdy.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@SouthlandSports @FedEx @Lamar_Baseball Ship with @CreteCarrier. Duh!

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@catturd2 Fuckin Bongino - as worthless as it gets.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@WilkowMajority Damn man, haven't listened in a while and suddenly youre toting the establishment line?

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@catturd2 Dont cry when the Dems take the house and senate in the fall then impeach Trump at the start of 27.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@CiBabs In Flames and Killswitch Engage have always been two of my favorite live bands - got to see them in New Orleans when they toured together in 2002ish. Amazing show.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@misfitpatriot_ Suddenly the red hats love them some establishment Republicans and the swamp because Trumps buddies are in the Epstein files.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@catturd2 Trump has had complete control of dc for 4 of the 6 years in office. Zero balanced budgets, zero spending cuts, no repeal of gun laws, no repeal of Healthcare laws, nothing. Theres nothing that has happened via honest legislation that was promised on the campaign trail. Zilch.

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@catturd2 I remember when the Trump rally cry was about changing the direction of this country to Americans first, now its full speed ahead to economic collapse to appease the ✡️.
Go cheer on your establishment Republicans, the same people you called "the swamp"

[Ken the Impaled @ADudeNamedKen]

@Saints @SeatGeek Margaret is right, @Skyline_Chili SUUUUCKS

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@LindseyWTHR13 Going to be a bloody summer across the country unless cops get their asses out on the interstates and slow people down. Idiots from Illinois doing 100+ on 74 this morning.