The Dark One

Beware the fury of a patient man. Pawnbroker and antiquities dealer.// #OUAT #RP #MatureContent #GDIBlakely

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

// Going to not RP for a while. Working on #Dragonsbane hardcore and it's just a time waster. If you love me, come find me on @SmutWithPlot.

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

// If I owe you a reply, DM me with a link or bump it in mentions! I'm trying to get back into whatever I have slacked off on now that we're in quarantine and I have better brain.

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

RUBBISH. https://t.co/v0tiMd8pLB

[Rumplestiltskin/ Mr. Gold @NeverSmileAt]

.........Wait. Isn’t that? https://t.co/qLCFK0Et3R

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

Absolutely. Come by my shop when you have a couple hours to spare. https://t.co/wffztc3Vk3

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

...I have some stock I can sell you for a nice price. https://t.co/j0wW8S1esI

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

...I read that in the same tone as "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" https://t.co/XdlPOdWPwI

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

// ...Huh. Bizarro-land. Jack is locked down. Not sure why.

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

...Bloody hell. Not only is it wrong, It's wrong /twice/. And inconsistently. https://t.co/Efrs91OzGb

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

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[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@HookHandedDevil GAUGH! *a hand goes to his nose, /blossom/ of pain* WANKER! He /kicks/ at you to shove you off*

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

Comes up behind @HookHandedDevil and gives him a good wallop on the side of his head with his cane for no good reason whatsoever...

That /you/ know of.

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@HookHandedDevil He YELPS, the charge knocking the air out of him, but he whacks you good on the back with his cane. "TWAT!"

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@RegalHighnessRM + in with a number of these... They're made with wax seals, but he used metal. I figured they'd make good gifts or a spell piece or two. Might suit your purpose. There's a unicorn one in here too..."

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@RegalHighnessRM He backsteps... Moving instead towards his collection of cameos and amulets... The mundane ones. He pulls out a box of them, fishing through it... And finds one. "Ahh... How about this?" He pulls out a simple chain, a soft metal amulet with a lion crest pressed in. "Someone came+

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@HookHandedDevil Lucky nothin', you nonce. I haven't had a fight in ages. LET'S GO.

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@RegalHighnessRM A soft sigh. "Protection..." He stroked his chin. "Are you wanting something already charmed, or are you looking for a focus to put the charm /on/?"

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@RegalHighnessRM He blinks at her. "That's... Terribly non-specific." But he does move over to a different end of his counter for magick supplies. "What kind of charm?"

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

...Need to work on that. https://t.co/AZDh1ZeAIa

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

Missed you too, dearie. https://t.co/oT4f4CJz7q

[The Dark One @ADustyJacket]

@HookHandedDevil ...Useless [bleep]. Can't even take a strike. *kicks his gut* GET UP, CODFISH.