𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍

♕ ◦ ♛ ｜ Ｌｏｒｄ⠀ｏｆ⠀Ｍｏｒｉａ ｜ ♛ ◦ ♕ ✧✧ ༻◦༺ 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦 ᴹᴼᵁᴺᵀᴬᴵᴺ ༻◦༺ ✧✧ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀• 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷 •

[����𝐀𝐑𝐃 ᵀᴴᴱ ᴮᴼᵂᴹᴬᴺ @TheBargeman]

Bard may not have been the sneak, but he certainly was the cheat.

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

Thorin has been betrayed!
Kíli called him extremely dramatic. He will be avenged.

[𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @TheSonOfFundin]

Bald laughed when Thorin was extreeeeeemely dramatic.

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@KingOfWoodElves Taken? No. More like stolen.

[𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐈𝐋 @KingOfWoodElves]

He had taken Nessie far away from that Dwarf.

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@TheDwarvenMiner

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@TheKingOfDurin

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

Balin still needed a friend and if no one was going to offer him one he was going to have to take Nessie as his new friend.

[𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @TheSonOfFundin]

Bard the Bowman or “Bart the Boatman” was his nemesis because he was handsome.

[𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @TheSonOfFundin]

It turned out he wasn’t even really bald. He wore a pink and brown wig hoping no one could tell that the pink part at the hairline wasn’t his skin but instead super shiny pink hair.

[𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @TheSonOfFundin]

@ADwarfLord

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@TheKingOfDurin That was very kind of him to say. Thorin was a great child.

He was so sorry, Thorin. Dwalin always had such a bad attitude. He couldn’t believe he has been treating him so poorly. What was is issue with Bofur? Why was Bofur so popular these days?

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

@ADwarfLord He is glad. He has always cherished Balin. He could ask for no greater Dwarf Lord.

Dwalin was also annoying when he continuously got defensive about Bofur. Thorin could not say anything that was even slightly offensive about Bofur without Dwalin freaking out, calling him a liar.

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

Balin had no friends and he wondered why.

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@TheKingOfDurin And returned he would be. He was not aware he was ever taken. He was always his father. He was just old enough for that. He was too old for other things.

Dwalin was annoying. Always calling Dwarves small and fat while he himself refused to believe he was fat, it was ridiculous.

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

@ADwarfLord Dwalin does many things without permission, for he is annoying. However, he wishes to have Balin returned to him. He did not like Dwalin when he attempted to be his superior. He was no father.

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

No one liked how Thorin had to lie about the Orcs.

He truly thought Azog the Defiler was destroyed long ago.

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@TheDwarvenMiner @TheShireHobbit - for your other condition… well, I don’t think you can cure being a pervert, lad.” He informed him. He couldn’t pull any tricks with that one.

[𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍 @ADwarfLord]

@TheDwarvenMiner @TheShireHobbit He narrowed his beady eyes that were often Brady eyes, trying to get a better look at those raised hands. “I haven’t a clue what a Percy Mitten looks like. Bofur, I’ll let you be the judge of that.” He said gesturing to those slimy Bilbo hands. “As -

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐁𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐒 @TheShireHobbit]

@ADwarfLord @TheDwarvenMiner “Now-- Now wait! Stay right… where you are.” He warned Balin, holding out his hand to halt him. “I-- I can assure you my Percy Mittens are gone. They won’t be seen around here anymore. See?” He said while raising his hands, showing both Bofur and Balin them. He didn’t -