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通知いきません

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Cuando eres el puto amo.

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[BitchSoyIsrael® @SoyIsraelCast]

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[下呂子（げろこ） aka でゅらちん @Geroko]

どうせ飛行場も放棄するし港に船もいなくなるし防空部隊要らなくなるから、対空火器は全部地上攻撃用に転用な！とか、理屈ではわかるんだけど脳が解釈を拒否する

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[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

[First Date]

Me: Hey baby, I'm gonna show you a good time

Her: I can't wait

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[Suspiro 💫 @Alejandra_Tica]

despertarte poco a poco a besos,
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{Describing to sketch artist}
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[Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk]

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[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

Gym receptionist: Wow, haven't seen you here in awhile.

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[Unrated No Check Bob Lesh @Bob_Lesh]

For a cheap high after age 30, just squat down for a few minutes, then stand up really quickly.

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[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

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