🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸

Contributor to @Sorrowscopes and global warming. (He/Him/His); setting up an outpost here

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

Please help settle an argument between me and my wife:

I say it’s weird she dresses Mr Whiskers and Fluffykins in different outfits every day, and wheels them around town in a stroller

She says it's more weird that I insisted on giving those names to our kids.

[ally @missmayn]

these new horror movies are hitting because young folks are scared of different things.

home invasions don’t work because no one owns a home. slasher movies are unrealistic when everyone has ring cameras and life360.

liminal spaces and being forced to date a bad guy? horrific

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

From the OP’s lede i genuinely thought this was an early Pride Month announcement

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao Bret Michaels is OUT 🤣

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@JamesCostopoul1 @TadEdge @lionel_trolling left/right is more nuanced than is suggested. It’s not just about whether you should be able to say racial slurs or ban abortion. It’s about corporate capital vs the 90% of the populace that isn’t in the in group. Almost every outlet you mention works in defense of capitalism

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@ChicagoPrisoner @samstein Not the dreaded maga boycott!

Please say it isn’t so

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@JoeWhit30367397 @esjesjesj I’m not sure that’s a genuine apology so in revenge I’m going to tell you that Arthur is the one who successfully pulls the sword from the stone

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@JoeWhit30367397 @esjesjesj Woah dude. Spoiler alert pls!

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@Noremac_Ma_i The McRib is back?

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@benjianity @Berni_3 @RealPostFolder I’m off to bed but will bid you adieu with my favorite Machiavelli maxim:
“Quoting my words without understanding them will make you look like a posturing and vacuous edgelord”

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@benjianity @Berni_3 @RealPostFolder Nice quote but complete irrelevant in context.

Being smart on some occasions and fierce on others does not equate do regarding other people as subhuman

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@benjianity @Berni_3 @RealPostFolder I read the part where he wrote “A prince should make himself feared in such a way that, if he does not gain love, he at any rate avoids hatred.”

Did you?

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@mvndiaFC You can walk into the main MIT library and do as you suggest.

A lot of these responses are weird.

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@SRFielding72 @fesshole No doubt — this was 30 years ago so I imagine we racked up quite a bill. (We were in the uk and my friend was dating a girl in France, while I had a good friend in Connecticut)

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@SRFielding72 @fesshole At a crowded bar (30y ago) my friend spotted a guy had dropped his phone, picked it up & tapped his arm. Guy told him to fuck off.

Guy eventually realized his mistake, called the phone and we gave it back

In the interim we had internationally called everyone we could think of

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@ItsAndyRyan I saw Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me

It was OK. Perfectly entertaining

But I don’t get why some people were going nuts for it.

If you want to see a great film about the life of a secret agent, have a look at Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@Kwid25185484 @LinkedInLunat1c Shit me too. (I did in 30m over the weekend. )

I better send this dude all my money asap and just hope he doesn’t sue me

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@IllegalBlood092 @brokolieydog @morallawwithin Honestly dude, you should take your humiliation kink to OnlyFans, maybe make some money off it?

Peace out

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@IllegalBlood092 @brokolieydog @morallawwithin You mean this comment? The one that was referencing the yellow/blue button question?

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@IllegalBlood092 @brokolieydog @morallawwithin Is this a bit?

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

@oisyn @IllegalBlood092 @brokolieydog @morallawwithin (As well as the encapsulation of the “red button” mentality. Dumb, yet elitist edgelords who mistakenly think they’re smarter than everyone else)

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@oisyn @IllegalBlood092 @brokolieydog @morallawwithin I know what it’s in reference to. I’m just highly amused by the incredible self-own