AEPi Schefter

THE official Twitter account for AEPi Dynasty's rumor mill. league start year: 2021

[Wealthy New Yorkers Who Take The Bus @bri_guy_ny]

Look, I get it. Little scams to get a slightly better rate on car insurance, etc. aren't going to kill anybody. W-2 wage earners get screwed harder than anybody in our society, so there's a feeling of entitlement to these tricks. But you can't cry when the loophole gets closed.

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Hearing from league sources that 7/11 always open is in panic mode

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Exclusive reporting from league sources tell us that L2 has been caught saying “I love you” to L1s mom behind his back, and may be using her to secure these deals. Previously unheard of methods in the league. One owner “Having conversations with someone’s mom crosses a line”

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Rumors swirling that former champion and current owner of the Chicago chubbs, DW, is actually Jesus Christ.

One source is quoted as saying “the man turns water into wine with these bum ass rankings topics every week. That’s all the proof I need”

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Doing some A/B testing brb

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Rumors: the league and owners are thrilled with these rankings, and clearly see the anti injury approach as a positive one

[Chicago Chubbs @chicago_chubbs]

Topic 2: Worst Injuries

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Sources: By not doing the real topic rankings, rumors around the league are beginning to swirl that despite the claim, the chubbs are pro injury/anti awareness. Reached for comment, league commissioner responded with the below gif

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Topic 2: Worst Injuries

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New celebration seen outside beanhead hq, told it will be used for all wins this season.

Fans heard chanting “FLICK THE BEAN, FLICK THE BEAN”

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Sources inside the hospital can confirm that the world had elected a new Larry. Best wishes to the family!

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Rumors swirling that JSSJ has had a controlling stake in their organization sold to Australian billionaire and conservative mega donor, Rupert Murdoch.

League sources still checking to see if this is allowed. Talks of a media licensing deal between Fox News and JSSJ

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Rumors of a manager meeting in Cary Illinois occurring today. Sources inside the meeting area say there was some tense exchanges, but ultimately the managers ended on a good note, sealing the meeting with a kiss

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Wow!

“ the league will go wild”

Reached for comment by rival GMs to try and find out what’s going on, JSSJ ownership has said “we have faith in the Chubbs this year. This trade is as much a show of faith in their roster as it is anything else”

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Multiple fans report seeing JSSJ owner wandering around china town tonight in NYC. Reporting confirms he has been seen yelling into his phone while pacing back and forth

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Reports swirling of two playoff contenders connecting for a deadline deal involving tagged players.

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Hearing rumors Hellen Keller style

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Sources: NMSMDL is entering the media landscape, releasing their first movie, Brother Bean. While the tightly kept secret is out, rumors swirling across the league that this has more sinister ties. Multiple teams have raised questions about the reported $160 budget

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Hearing rumors that Walker and Puka have been put on the block

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Rumors circulating that after drafting Sanders, Boonies management is exploring the option of signing Henry Ruggs upon release from prison

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League wide reports of QB Dak Prescott seen wandering around the practice field at team facilities. Anonymous sources have said it’s scary, with retirement questions up in the air.

Quote” I just think dak wants to do what dak wants to do. Nothing they can do but wait”