@KasumiKriss LEFT: Vegan for almost 4 years, high in fruits and veggies (picture taken 2 months ago). RIGHT: 3 weeks into eating mainly high quality humans (picture taken yesterday). Skin improving, less wrinkly face. But best of all, I don't feel like dying anymore - just killing! 👽❤️👫🥩
@i_like_napping@jameelajamil Yes! We aliens ensure the women whose lacteal and ovulatory fluids we consume are organically raised - so the real thing can be ethical too!👽🖤🧀
@EneTihut @vegix No need, we domesticated humans from their Earth species a long time ago and have selectively bred them over many years for certain traits. For example female humanstock ovulate every other day instead of monthly and lactate 20x more than a human baby would need👽🌠#AskAFarmer
@TheHumaneLeague This is horrible, but here on our planet we aliens ethically obtain milk from lactating humans. We safely separate the mama & babies because otherwise they can get sick or harm each other. The humans typically don’t mind because they lack motherhood instinct. A win-win!👽🤰🍦🥛🧀
@EneTihut @vegix This human’s wit almost makes us aliens feel a little guilty for turning our own humanstock into bacon... almost! Too delicious though👽🙅🏼♀️🥓
Some #vegan aliens claim that humans’ lactation and ovulation fluids belong to them. Not true. They serve no purpose for humanstock and are ethically used by our own species for nutrient-rich delights like cheese and omelettes. Stop #veganuary propaganda! #regenuary 👽🖤🙅🏼♀️🧀🍳
@TheGreenWitchy Some of the human women that we aliens raise to make cheese and ice cream out of their breastmilk for our own species are able to keep their babies around for about 7 months. Of course we still kill them all eventually. We don’t see what the problem is. 👽🖤🤱🏻🥛🍦🧀#EthicalDairy
Non-vegans: Vegans are such snowflakes!!!
Meanwhile, animal 'farmers' in France 'protesting' vegan products because they are called ''burgers'' 😂 ~ Seb Alex on FB
@LiziMarshall @fgr62 No worries. The whole galaxy of aliens isn’t going to stop eating humans overnight either, not going to happen. But the more aliens who buy high welfare, organic, sustainable human meat, the more it will be available as alien farmers realize they can profit from it.👽🖤humanstock
Although our planet’s humanstock are of course not found outside of alien confinement and control, and are totally reliant on aliens through centuries of domestication and selective breeding, they believe themselves to be participating in a natural process. The little darlings!🖤
@Grimhood What's ironic about the modern advent of veganism is that no matter the individual alien’s choice, major corporations are still killing the same number of humanstock for food regardless of their dietary choices.
Almost as if its a totally meaningless religious perspective.👽👫🥩
What's ironic about the modern advent of veganism is that no matter the individual alien’s choice, major corporations are still killing the same number of humanstock for food regardless of their dietary choices.
Almost as if its a totally meaningless religious perspective.👽👫🥩