Abigail Hines

I figured if I was going to make the world a better place, I'd do it with a cookie.- Ana Pascal

[Abigail Hines @AE_Hines]

@realDonaldTrump Oh, are we all finally getting our bleach injections?

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If you get Chinese food and didn’t over eat, did you really eat Chinese?

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I would like to personally apologize to France on behalf of our president. And I would also like to say that I truly am devastated to hear about what is happening. My thought and prayers are with your country #NotreDameFire #NotreDamedeParis #IgnoreTrump

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Make up is a wonderful thing. I can wake up looking like a dead hooker one second, and then five minutes later the life has come back into my eyes

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It’s a beautiful thing when everything starts to fall into place

[shan @droppyrain]

this bitch just got RKO’d

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Welp, I’ve officially changed my European trip with Madeline in September. We’re going for two full weeks!!

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You know your childhood is over when you get through Valentine’s Day and your mom doesn’t get you a heart shaped chocolates box 😭😭

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DEAD. 😂😭

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I never realized how fast a month went until I started paying bills. Its basically February.

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Five years ago I made my first major adult purchase and bought my first car. It was a used automatic 2010 Ford Focus. His name was VEL and he was a good car. Today I traded in VEL and bought a new 2018 manual Jeep Compass. Can’t wait to see what 2019 has in store for me

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I highkey judge people based on the handshake. If it’s weak, your a little bitch and I’ll always question your life choices. Just saying.

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I’m deadass hanging out alone at Eagle Bank Arena, getting all misty, while watching my best friend walk across the stage at her graduation. @trangalang27 I’m so proud of you, girly!

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Popped out to look for a cute dress for thanksgiving considering nothing I own fits me anymore. Four dresses and $522 later mission accomplished

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I never thought I would be as annoyed as I am to not have clothes that fit me. I have officially lost 28lbs and even my “I’ll fit in this one day” clothes are too big.

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Kaley Cuoco started an Instagram for her rabbit 9 hours ago and the rabbit already has 19.4K followers. I started an instagram 9 years ago and only have 300

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I have $372 worth of kitchen equipment in my amazon shopping cart.
couple questions:
1. If I happened to start a go fund me for a charitable cause would you all help a girl out?
2. If not, why?

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URGENT! I need a man that is willing to dress up as Kenickie to my Rizzo on Halloween. Either get a T birds jacket, or just dress in all black and put gel in your hair. And yes, I have a pink ladies jacket. Thanks, accepting application via DM’s now 🎃🙃

[Abigail Hines @AE_Hines]

Maeve- “I don’t actually work out at this stage of my life, I just fake work out. I carry a dumbbell around and lift it a few times. I also consider turning on music and flinging my cats string in a stick around is ribbon dancing.”