Princess Adaobi Ekwuno

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

How do you explain an assembly of hens that consistently recruits foxes as midwives and wet nurses, but bemoans the untimely deaths of its offspring?🇳🇬🤔

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

This #GbajaGate scandal is the kind of mess that shuts downs govts in sane climes. Asides his resignation or sack, this guy will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

But Tinubu is President here.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This teacher has not left the shores of Nigeria before, but this week he will be going on an all-expenses-paid trip to Rome, Italy, because the student he taught did well at the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad and gave him the opportunity.

It’s always a thing of joy to reward the effort of teachers.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Dear parents,

No matter how much your struggles and challenges are, try and expose your children to some basic joys of life, some basic luxuries.

It doesn’t have to be expensive outings or expensive gifts. Doesn’t have to be the best gifts around. A simple outing filled with love, a new shoe, a new book, a favorite meal or a favorite cartoon or toy, etc. Or even a favorable family moment together can make a huge difference.

These little experiences would help them understand as they grow that life isn’t just about SURVIVAL but also about truly living, dreaming and aspiring for more, which will keep their spirits alive, active and progressive in maturity.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

GEJ became Acting President February 9th 2010.

Three months later on 5th May 2010 Yar'Adua was officially declared dead and on THAT SAME DAY Adeboye threatened GEJ with a million man match protest over insecurity.

Today he's making excuses for his kinsman. Evil Conman

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

A teacher was beheaded and toddlers are currently being starved to death in kidnappers’ camps across the country in Oyo, Kwara, Borno etc.

And the only thing the church of God could do was come down from the fence and support Tinubu. It’s very shameful.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

If your significant other doesn’t like onions, you blend it into the food. Meet yourselves in the middle.

If your S/O doesn’t like sleeping with light on? The middle ground is usually that you should get an eye mask.

If you’re clingy and they aren’t? You cling a little less, they lean in a little more. That’s usually where the middle is found.

If you love PDA and they don’t? Dial it down a little, they dial it up a little. Meet yourselves in the middle.

Life isn’t hard, date considerate people that actually like you.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

My sis in Canada Moved to a new Area With a nice Huge Field. The People Run, Play & Picnic there all day. She has 2 kids. One day they playfully complained that it’s just 1 Huge Field & No Swings or Seesaws like in their last House. She wrote to her local Council head about this issue and The City built them a small, beautiful Playground in 1 corner. Zero complaints, No Dear Chinedu. Just a Government that listens & acts sharply.

We dey really suffer for Here. 🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂️🇳🇬

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

Some people are very good at reading body language.

Once they notice any attitude from you, they detach without confrontation.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The 3 wise men from the East are set to head to Rome: Chimdiebube Onwubiko, Egejurum Onyedikachi, and Don Anele Munachimso.

Their assignment is simple: bring back the gold.

They will be competing with 154 other countries in Rome, Italy, this week.

Since Nigeria couldn’t qualify for the World Cup, this will be our World Cup.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You’re an okada rider and your wife is a roasted corn seller, but you have 9 children. 9!!!. Do we even have social services in Nigeria

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

These are the 3 boys from St. Gregory’s College, Ikoyi, Lagos who won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in Episode One of the Sterling Bank Mathematics Quiz.

Their names are Josiah Ebuka Chukwu, Osinachi Dominic and Onyiebor Franklin. They are all in SS2.

The school is on fire!

[Ifeoma Igbotic @IfeomaIgbotic]

Stop giving out your underaged child to an Igbo woman in the name of a househelp. It never ends well.

Also, give birth to the number of children you can raise, please 🙏🏽

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My coursemates and I contributed ₦1.2 million for one of our classmates who has been jobless for the past 6 years.

We raised the money to help him learn a skill or start a small business so he could get back on his feet.

Just last week, he sent his wedding invitation in the group.

The whole group went silent.

When we asked him why, he said since he now had “a little money,” he decided it was the right time to marry his girlfriend of 4 years.

We said nothing.

He sent another message:

“Guys please, I can’t do this alone. My wedding budget is ₦3.2 million. I need your support.”

They removed him from the group immediately🙄

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NO, you CANNOT walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is rubbısh. Free yourself from it.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Most of these guys prefers a bad leader from their tribe than a good leader from another tribe.

This is our biggest problem ✍️

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Growing up, I believed elders were naturally wiser, more honest, and more responsible.

What I’m seeing in Nigeria today has taught me that age and wisdom are not the same thing.

Character, integrity, and competence do not come with grey hair. They come from values.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Good news: Uchegbu Kosischukwu won the gold medal in the senior category at the German Mathematics Olympiad in Frankfurt, Germany.

She competed against students from schools across Germany and also from 52 other countries.

She currently attends Ambassador College, Ota.

What a star!

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Your heart is the engine of your body. If you want to actually live longer, do these three simple things tonight:

1. Walk for 10 minutes after dinner. If you can't do 10, do at least 2.

2. Eat your dinner early and stop abusing salt and seasoning cubes.

3. Sleep before midnight. Your body needs those 7-9 hours to repair itself.

You can start today.

Deal?