Emmali Alexander

terrible with bios.

[Emmali Alexander @AEmmali]

@domneezy_ HOW 😭

[James @Trruu_]

If my friend owns a business and the product cost $30, I’m paying $30.

[Jenna Cherry @maybe_jenna]

There’s 7 million people in this world and you think I’m gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? damn right I am I’ll probably even go cry in the freezer too

[Lo @laurenehubbard]

PSA: The new iPhone costs $999.

The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71

...make smart choices.

[Emmali Alexander @AEmmali]

@MikeeKhoury @MaxLernerCSU

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[sees a commercial about cutting carbs]

4-year-old: What are carbs?

Me: Things in food.

4: What do they do?

Me: Make life worth living.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[school drop off]

Me: Be good and have fun.

6-year-old: I can't do both.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Why do I always have to pick up?

Me: What will you do when you have your own house and it gets dirty?

4: Move.