NotCr1tikal

Based By Sleep. Keep Kayfabe.

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My crowning achievements on twitter.

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One Piece fans are the new MHA fans.

Y’all really can’t see another post about Anime without having to spread the Gospel. It makes everyone cringe and want to watch the show ‘even less’.

Nobody cares if it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Let them find out on their own.

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Bro the Solo Leveling anime came out LAST YEAR! Why is there already mfs trying to make a live action out of it? Waste of time & resources just to get a bunch of dipshits who don’t respect animation to watch a series based off an anime.

Stupid asf

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MTG X KND crossover? The Toilenator has to be a Legendary Creature

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Sorry, dipshits. But if your kids can handle seeing a man & a woman kiss in a movie, they can handle 2 chicks or 2 dudes kissing in a movie.

The only one that’s gonna make it weird is you. Cuz you’re sensitive little homophobes, and again, dipshits.

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@SKTheKingYT Wings. Almost no meat, so who cares?

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@MrBeast Hmm…. Make it 350K & I might be down lmao

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Well it's about time to rewrite the bible. Satans out of a job.

Rest in Peace, Ozzy 🤘

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If there's anything besides my crippling depression & anxiety that keeps me up at night, It's wondering wtf the card Luxord gave to Sora in the final leg of Kingdom Hearts 3 was.

I need answers. It's been 6 god damn years.

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Hot Take: The best possible person to retire John Cena would be AJ Styles.

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@ChoctopusYT The Pictionary Theme Song for SNES

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When did you know you'd be a Yakuza fan for life?

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@NicholasLightTV Hellyeah, brother

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I may or may not have replayed Chelsea Green slapping Nikki Bella a few dozen times. Absolutely hilarious, love her #WWEEvolution

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Naomi vs Jade was a fantastic match. Love the lack of shenanigans. Just a straight up brutal match. #WWEEvolution

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Women's Tag Title Match was great. Every team was amazing, and if anything is gonna make me like Charlotte Flair even a little, it's teaming with Alexa. Happy with the finish, Judgement Day continue to dominate. #WWEEvolution

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Wasn't exactly invested in the storyline or the Becky/Lyra feud, kinda lazy booking if you ask me. But WOW that was a really underwhelming finish to the match. Especially as a way to open #WWEEvolution

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@WWE @AlexaBliss_WWE @MsCharlotteWWE Don't ruin Alexa by pairing her with someone as mid as Charlotte. It's not worth Bliss' talent.

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There is nothing in 2025 that has made me facepalm harder than hearing that Carlito & R-Truth, arguably the 2 funniest parts of WWE programming in 2 decades, have been released.

Dwayne really can't deal with people being funnier than him. Things are looking down

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I know it won't happen, but if I had one wish, it'd be for Randy Orton's opponent at #WrestleMania41 tonight to be Matt Riddle

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@Goldberg What a miracle we have witnessed. Allow me to call the local news.