Paul Phillips

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@Dominos_UK you guys need to get down to Brackley - what on Earth is going on? Forget toppings off my pizza and the till person without washing their hands sprinkles them on trying to hide it - Seriously gross!!!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Bournemouth sold and replaced their backline with cheaper alternatives in one transfer window and are about to go second in the Premier League table.

11 years later and Man United are still searching for a competent Nemanja Vidic replacement.

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@RoyalMailHelp can you help I have been expecting an important letter for two days now, but haven’t seen our wonderful Postie. Can you let me know if there is a service issue? Thanks

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@NUFC @afcbournemouth just amazing to see JT (on loan with Eddie from AFCB 😉) leading Newcastle to a big win - South Coast’s proud of you!

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@BBCMOTD @GaryLineker @MicahRichards @alanshearer Forget the Panenka, we now have the Ouattara! Stadium so shocked it went quiet before the cheer!

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@MartinSLewis @MoneySavingExp Simple Assessment has gone horribly wrong, most prior payments have disappeared, payments on the system don’t reduce the balance and charged interest on that already paid and now they demand I pay again! Can you help? DM me for all details…. ❤️

[Gareth Roberts @OldRoberts953]

Earlier today.

‘Don’t say sausages … don’t say sausages …’

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@Accor any chance you can change your website to highlight this and ask your manager why he won’t come out of the office to speak to guests?

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@NovotelYork New pool and family friendly you advertise, fancy coming upstairs and explaining to my crying 5 year old that she is only allowed 25 mins a day in the swimming pool???

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@NovotelYork New pool and family friendly you advertise, fancy coming upstairs and explaining to my crying 5 year old that she is only allowed 25 mins a day in the swimming pool???

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@lukedalygroves Just finished it last night! My summary of it would be, ‘well that puts that to bed then!’ Absolutely brilliant! Got to ask, you don’t by chance have a keen interest in the shape of the earth too? 😉

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@billingphilip of everything you have achieved and all we love you for at Bournemouth, your action today tops it all hands down! Absolutely class!

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@Ibrahim_mikiya @ManUtd Definitely and he was only £10m ish from Roma!

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@KalebFarm @khhosp Not far away, but you have to invite our fave British Rally Driver, Louise Cook @cookieandcars to be an honorary tractor for the evening maybe leading @JeremyClarkson’s ‘reasonably’ sized Lambo in the Banbury Run after this incredible effort

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@andykeens Give it 90 minutes mate and the novelty will wear off #afcb

[Louise Cook Rally Driver @cookieandcars]

It’s been a long time my friend 🎮🚙 It hasn’t been that long I just said that to be dramatic 👍😄

I should stop adding lights 💡💡💡

New video on Cookie And Cars…
https://t.co/MTjvI4l284

I ain’t afraid of no ghost 👻

🍪👾

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@sainsburys Hi Sainsbury’s, any reason PJ69 WVL must go way in excess of the speed limits in villages during the school run? 08:44am.

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@walkers_crisps I feel for the team, having these Wotsits around the office would distract me most of the day 🤣

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@GaryLineker @walkers_crisps Help please! The typo is on every pack, I can only consume 2 large bags a day due to the frustration…..

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@walkers_crisps Were your team too busy eating these delicious crisps rather than copy checking??

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@ATRightMovies The only thing that could make this cast better is if GOD was in it! - The question if he was is ‘where’s he gonna sit?’ 😜

[Paul Phillips @AFCBROCK]

@ATRightMovies There is nothing that comes close to The Cannonball Run - Reynolds, DeLuise, Chan, Moore, Fawcett, Martin, Davis Jr., Elam, Fonda, Tillis, Berlinger, Jagger, Aviles, Barbeau, Furth, Picon etc and just to confirm there is no debate, Frank Sinatra!