Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.
-Sun Tzu
NEWS: In a recent interview with GQ Magazine, #Bears RB Kyle Monangai revealed that his favorite meme is “Big Chungus.”
“It’s a classic,” Monangai explained. “Any time I see that goofy rabbit, I get a big smile on my face. Funny as hell.”
Official Statement from Afghanistan Refugees Owner Musamil Kafette
The Afghanistan Refugees organization declines to comment on the extradition of head coach Antonio Brown at this time. We remain focused on the ongoing season and our commitment to the league.
Thank you, MK
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Refugees HC Muzamil Shakir postgame: “Listen, this group’s got no interest in some scoring record that don’t mean a damn thing. We got a big matchup next week and thats what we're focused on.”
After Refugees set the 2nd-highest score in league history #1 post expansion
UPDATE
NEW FOOTAGE released shows a lip picker player KNOCKING OUT a fan from "Sum 2 Prove". The Lip Picker organization declines for comment.
This only highlights the poor start the Lip Pickers have had this season as questions swirl about their playoff viability.
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Can it get any WORSE for the lip pickers as leaked BODYCAM FOOTAGE has been released of a lip pickers player in a HEATED confron with a police officer.
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Insider mohammed sajek (محمد سجیک) spoke to a representative from shake and bake on running back Quinshon Judkins. The representative stated that "she probably deserved it" and that "he'll be back on the field where he belongs soon enough."