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Father of 3 from Seaham Harbour Co Durham. Likes Starbars, football, music, books and clobber.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Terrible about that Ryanair flight. A window blew out (£7 fresh air), a man’s head was sucked outside the plane (£19 scenic view), oxygen masks deployed (£15) and they landed back in Greece (£450 holiday extension). Everyone’s safe though (£70 wellness fee) so that’s good.

[David Barnett @davidmbarnett]

Yeah, you think this is hot but you should have been there in 1976. I saw the postman spontaneously combust on our step at 7am. We made jam from ladybirds. Water evaporated when you turned the tap on. Did we whinge? No. We slathered ourselves in lard and played out for 16 hours.

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@bushontheradio Viz

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@bushontheradio Yeah, Fargo

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@XMartinsMusicX Geese

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@HamptonCaught13 @fredsirieix1 This

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@Danny_McMoomins Tweet of the week

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@almurray Crown Posada

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@roryisconfused NEEB

https://t.co/iVPpGmXBRA

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@pubester Congratulations to you both

[WaheyStar Royco @BuckinghamAlice]

Victoria at Brooklyn’s wedding

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@_onlyscott Darlington Football Club
Ipswich Town
Southampton Football Club

[Kendal Calling 🦌 @KendalCalling]

‘26's Adventure Revealed! 🙌 Like & RT for your chance to win VIP upgrades, boutique camping & a £200 bar tab!

Biffy Clyro, Wolf Alice, Two Door Cinema Club, The Kooks, Scissor Sisters, The Libertines & more head to the Lakes!

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@geordie_john @Magpie24_7 Cheers

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@RockcliffeFiles 😂

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@walla81 The Warriors. Also agree with Fight Club

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@Wow_GiantKitty @historyrock_ @bear_wellington Its on Spotify. Its from a War Child album

[SUNSHINE UNDERGROUND @T_S_U]

WOW! We've seen an incredible response to the pre-sale, demand was so high that it’s completely sold out!

Missed out on tickets? Don’t worry, remaining tickets go on general sale tomorrow at 9am via the link below. Set your alarms so you don’t miss out!

https://t.co/3ae4Hi6pUH

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OMFG

[SUNSHINE UNDERGROUND @T_S_U]

Well, would you look at this... The Sunnies are coming back together for a special one off reunion. Saturday 25th July 2026, at Kirkstall Abbey, Leeds

Sign up now to gain early access to tickets. Pre sale tickets available 9am Wednesday 10th September 👉

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