Sherlock Holmes-Watson

Consulting Detective. Pure reason toppled by sheer melodrama. How do you feel about the violin? [RP/MV/Johnlock SV/Not S4 Compliant] @jumpersandguns is my☀️

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns John. Chinese is here.

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Course not. That’s your job to get them in a twist.

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

Happy Valentines, John
@jumpersandguns

[Gladstone (retired) and Genie @TreasuryMog]

Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. https://t.co/5p5XVbQQlB

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

John... Joooohn... JOOOOOHN... @jumpersandguns

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Rings a bell. Are you the one that gave me this ring?

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Just barely... you look familiar. Perhaps you should jog my memory.

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

European Parliament: Stop the censorship-machinery! Save the Internet! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/6QPJYvLLU5 via @UKChange

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

Me and @jumpersandguns

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns *Snorts* Call him. He won’t do anything. *Plops into your lap with a huff*

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Yes, you git. *Flicks your ear*

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Someone’s in a cheeky mood.

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Please tell me you bought them.

[Missing Pets GB @MissingPetsGB]

🐱Very #urgent RT @SNARLLondon
We are urgently, with his owners, looking for Bear. He could be anywhere across the South East and we need to find him. Please can I ask you to share this poster everywhere. Absolutely everywhere, whether local to his home or not.

Thanks
Boudicca

[Lou 🛥 @louyacht]

UK 2018 weather. A tale of 2 halves:

Part 1
💧😕🌧😒❄️😁☃️🙄☃️😰☃️😱

Part 2
🌦🙂🌤😎☀️🙄☀️😥🔥😳🔥😡

#Heatwaveuk

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns [txt] Ordered Chinese food for dinner. Baby bee is bathed and in bed, we’ve got the flat to ourselves. Do you want to watch one of those stupid Bond films? SH

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns *I pout even more, looking very much like Oliver when he’s about to throw a tantrum*

[Sherlock Holmes-Watson @AFallWontKillMe]

@jumpersandguns Don’t be mean.