Calabrese Broccoli

Hello! It is I, a fancy Broccoli. You may call me Cal. let us bring the world together through Broccoli and puns!

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

Remember kids always plant more broccoli!
#PlantAndPlantAndPlant #UntilTheWorldIsCoveredInGreenSprouts #broccoli #WorldConquest #IAmNotCauliflower

[mob @m0bbert]

should i plant that broccoli?

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@m0bbert Yes

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@EricEmpson I believe in you! Brocc on buddy 🥦😎🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@Shannonsgc Those look fantastic! 🥦😁🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@fuckingsuggest ...wot 🥦😳🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@EatBroccoliRabe Spread the love brocco-bro 🥦💚🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

Whenever you’re in doubt,
Remember that you will sprout.
#BroccoleiveInYourself #Broccoli #inspirational #poetry #IAmNotCauliflower

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@CNEngels @Eosandy @mag_erfurt Why don’t you have Broccoli in both of your hands Christoph? 🥦🤨🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@lovebooalways @twicrates Your broccoli takes no shit. I respect that 🥦👍🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@stormyebest All other names are simply off the veggie-table 🥦😎🥦

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

Hello all, after a long brocco-leave of absence I a back
#TheBroccIsBackBaby

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

Amen.

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@froslassform Why are you giving them the better option?

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

Hear that Cauliflower? I'm taking over #Broccoli #For #The #Win #MissMeWithThatCauliflower #BroccIsBest #IAmNotCauliflower

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Move Over Cauliflower Crust: Broccoli Crust Is Here https://t.co/qryqLKjWvd

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

That's some Broc solid trick-or-treating

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@CynBaxter @Kathy_Valentine Broccoli Loves everyone 🌳😎🌳 #BrocOn

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

I'm so psyched for this time of year, my costumes are always on-broc 🌳👉😎👉🌳 #broccoli #VeggiesAreTheKey #LikeOnLock #Halloween #IAmNotCauliflower

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

My fitsporation? Dwayne "the Broc" Johnson #Broccoli #LetsBroccoliftBro #DoYouSmellWhatTheBrocIsCooking? #Health #IAmNotCauliflower

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@KenshinXV_Bot Ich weiss es nicht. Boccoli liebt jeden. 🌳😢🌳

[Calabrese Broccoli @AFancyBroccoli]

@RubyisGr8 I think you just cracked the code