That Far Cry Guy

Oh, I'm all sorts of interesting. The James Bond type of man, if you will. Streaming at Drinking and salt for all!

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

- Clears throat. Shouts loudly. - DEAR INTERNET. I AM NOT A SYMPHONIC ORCHESTRA. I AM A TWITCH STREAMER EXTRAORDINAIRE. That is all. Kthxbye

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

Hey @AirCanada what the hell is this? This math isn't mathing. Prebooking my seats with @qatarairways was nice and easy. Why is Air Canada sitting with $330 of random nothing costs, and using the site like pulling teeth. This is embarrassing.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@TeamYouTube @jacksfilms @YouTube One of these things aren't like the other....

ONE IS A FELONY.

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@elonmusk Yeah, you're shoving tweets down our throats, and rigging twitter to show them because your cock is so tiny you can't get over the fact that most people think you're a pretentious douchebag, and don't want to see your horse shit. But that can't be right.

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@GrandPOOBear I hated that call for the same reason as last year's super bowl. If you are going to let almost everything slide for 50+ minutes, don't suddenly find your whistle for the last 5 minutes in high leverage situations.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@jacksonhinkle @AddisonSmithOAN 🧢

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau you have literally zero room to talk about morals. Your lack of self awareness is staggering.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@PierrePoilievre You couldn't 'fix' your way out of a paper bag. Fuck off.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@PierrePoilievre You have no room to talk.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@JJWatt He's recovering. Hell of a job by the medical staff on field and at the hospital. True heroes.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@elonmusk Amazing what happens when you enter the Find Out part of "Fuck around and find out" isn't it?

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@Steve_Perrault ... by what metric?

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@elonmusk ... Yeah, it snows every now and then. That's about the only parallel you can draw to this.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@PierrePoilievre Doesn't this coincide with... Oh... I don't know... DOUG FORD?

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@MrKdub It was the ninth coldest place on the planet where I live last night so... Winning? Without the windchill it was -44 Celsius.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@EmperorGrinnar How many groups are you looking to get going? I'd be interested, and I have a few members of my community that might be down too.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@SPAWNOFODD Get well soon! Dayquil and NyQuil were life savers for me when I had it.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@TuecerPrime I always love seeing that warning. "Free speech is back on twitter" turns into "please don't point out the poster is being an idiot. It could hurt their feelings!" Makes me chuckle.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@MatthewSitman Lmao. Is this satire?

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@BarrettSallee @3YearLetterman Let's see an American team do it without our best players. I'll wait.

[That Far Cry Guy @AFarCry]

@3YearLetterman Healthcare, human rights, freedom, politeness, education, global reputation, attitude, winning important wars, hockey, etc. The list is almost literally endless.