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Amateur everything. Pakeha male providing unsolicited advice, knowledge and insights to your timeline. Opinions my own, that’s how they work.

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

any cameras that don’t clearly look like cameras should probably be illegal

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In case you needed more proof that we are living in the dystopia

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@DaveMcNamee3000 @fastercamels

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@fastercamels I thought your two favourite things were Bob Dylan and FIFA

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

A first ballot Dumb Guy Hall Of Famer. Just a beautiful imbecile.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The people at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me, at a dinner. https://t.co/Adc6TAmBe0

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@pbmcbeth @fastercamels That chick, Marla Singer, did not have testicular cancer

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@fastercamels Literally watching it now on the Home Cinema. Yeah a few fasicst incels misunderstood it but it’s one of those films that becomes more of a masterpiece with each viewing, How many movies are still astonishing, and increasingly prescient, on their 15th viewing.

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@fastercamels It’s a good opinion.

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@fastercamels

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@fastercamels Done

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@fastercamels Let’s do it. I can purchase tickets if you buy me a Heineken.

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@fastercamels Oh wait cricket is 22nd. Might be possible

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@fastercamels Incredible coup for the Roxy. I don’t think I can make it as I’m going to the cricket. Saw it again a few months back, still holds up,

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@fastercamels Agreed, it was extraordinary, every album since has felt like its B-sides

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@fastercamels I get that the experienced a personal tragedy but his last decade has just been morose elevator music that critics feel obliged to vomit superlatives about.

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How I imagine the Air NZ safety video was created

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In his last six ODI innings, Daryl Mitchell has scored 512 runs at an average of 170.67

131 not out
84
119
44
56 not out
78 not out

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@rittenhouse2a Literally just a serial killer

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@lagerandgospel2 Hilarious thing is that their music video for Redneck involves a similar confusion, but with a kids birthday party. They always knew this kind of mix up was inevitable.