Brian Griffin.

How many legs do you have to hump to get a martini around here, am I right? {#AU. | #RP. | Definitely #MV.}

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@AFauxWriter || @NotThatLooney is mine!

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|| Making a side account! Help needed.

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"Ruff."

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@AFauxWriter || Heeeeeeelp.

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|| HELP. Making one.

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@ChaosAndGenius "I don't know.. I mean. You act more like a preschooler to me." Even more squinting.

[Brian Griffin. @AFauxWriter]

@ChaosAndGenius Squinting.
"Mhm.
Yeah.
And I'm Santa Claus."

[Brian Griffin. @AFauxWriter]

"Happy New-
Yeah, no.
I'm going down to the Clam."

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@ChaosAndGenius "Well not now, no. You cannot have a sandwich."

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".. What."

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@ChaosAndGenius "Because, I was talking about you. Jeez. Can't you take a joke?" He rolled his eyes.

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"Stewie, stop."
Loud, overly dramatic sighing. https://t.co/xUjSm8iPjn

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@ChaosAndGenius "Oh, no. Definitely not you, Stewie.."

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"Oh.
He's back."

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".. You people are weird."

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@AnAmericanRose "Thank you.."

[Brian Griffin. @AFauxWriter]

@AmiableBrit "/Thank you/." He huffed quietly, staring at her. "May we go now?"

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@LilDilPickle "I'm not. Please. Keep it.."

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@LilDilPickle "Stop. I'll be fine.."

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@LilDilPickle Brian shivered a bit, but hid it rather well.