Dr. Alex Fortin

average sized penis-----Comedian-----Professional Uber passenger----------#yeg

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@McAllisterBruce Would you also like to apologize for cutting a young man's mic for asking a perfectly reasonable question? Or do you stand by that?

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

Hey @TTCNewsroom I just reactivated my Twitter to let you know you're the POO officers and that's funny to everyone.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@luisjgomez What did you cut at the beginning!?!

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps Also, thx for the reply that didn't give me ANY information on how to reach my destination, 25 minutes late. All that page tells me is the 504 isn't going where I need. So thx for letting me know I'm SOL after I already walked in the cold for 30 minutes. Great customer support.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps once again absolute trash on the 504 line. Why do you even bother putting up signs telling us what is going to happen? They never end up happening that way. King street car diverts north to Dundas? You're skipping 1/2 the route for 3 blocks of constructions?

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps You guys just shut down a route then drove completely away from it and didn't provide riders any alternatives or information on how to reach their destination. This is why people say the TTC is trash.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps A fench couple around me clearly didn't know where they were going trying to ask help through the door and instead of getting any answers as to what happened or how they could get to queen and dufferin the driver just went on the intercom and made the same announcement again

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps Yall did not provide info or alternate routes. We just had a frustrated ttc driver passive aggressively say "we are going north on Bathurst to west dundas" over the intercom.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps Okay, but why are the shuttle busses also running on dundas and not king? What solutions did anyone try and provide? And the queen street car was running so queen wasn't shit down. why divert up to dundas and not queen like the notices all over the 504 route say it will? TRASH

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@joncoopertweets Give us the drine strike stats.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@KattWilliams I liked the shay shay interview. But why did you specify netflix and tubi? U got 2 specials between them and they're both on Netflix. TF you talking about Katt?

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps yall need to figure out the 504 holy fuck

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@LegionOfSkanks holy fuck guys. I almost turned off the podcast you're so dumb. If you shoot a bullet upwards it eventually will lose momentum then just fall. Google terminal velocity, that'll answer your question. It'll act like you dropped it from really high.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

@TTChelps you guys absolutely suck. Everyday it's a different route on the street car. Wtf? Why did one 504 randomly turn on spadina today??

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

I have 103 followers. Suck it haters

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

PSA: If you're a restaurant that makes it's own ketchup just stop. Heinz figured out ketchup. No one wants to eat your experiment on their fries.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

I just realized I've been keeping a diary for years and just calling it a joke book.

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

So far my favorite part of the world cup is watching people in the stands film the players on their phones. Lot of squished up face double chins out there.
#FIFAWorldCup

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

Does anyone else forget what they look like all the time?

[Dr. Alex Fortin @AFcomedian]

Lol do you think anyone still uses their 3D TV?