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Update again: The food bringer has removed me from my seat at feet of the "HVAC crew" which has been feeding me because "cats are not allowed to climb in the furnace". Unacceptable. I have vomited on her pillow.
As a cat, it is my job to ensure every fly is this house is slaughtered, no matter the cost. Therefore, finding a few broken plates is just the natural collateral damage that came from my sacred duty. Accept my gift gratefully.
Look... if you ridiculous human body would just bend to our every whim then we cats wouldn't have have walk all over you fifteen times before settling down.