Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY

Angel of Death. It's tough work, but somebody's got to do it. Might as well be me. I drink too much, probably, but you would too if you had my job. RP21+

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@RedWineAndBooks [Uriel smiles and hands the disheveled former demon his flask. He lights a cigarette from his own and gives it to him as well.] Ask and you shall receive. At least that's what the man in charge says. Hard times, Raven. Last time I looked that bad was after a three week bender.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@RedWineAndBooks So, my mortal dude, you’re lookin’ pretty rough. Ready to cash in your chips yet? Man, you do look like you need a drink.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@FirstBetrayed Hey, Luc! What’s shakin’ now that you’re back in Hell’s driver’s seat?

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

- Let him think he's near death and then snatch it away. What? Not like he doesn't deserve it.

But first, a drink and a smoke. Of all things humans have invented, I think I like these best.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

Now take this @RedWineAndBooks character. Liked to think of himself as a badass. Deposed Lucifer briefly and set himself up as the "King Of Hell". Yeah, see how that worked out. He's just another human now, a meatbag looking for a way to self destruct. I should pay him a visit.-

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

I gotta say, I think I'm the only fun archangel. I mean, I know, Angel of Death sounds pretty grim, but I still know how to have a good time. On the other hand, look at Gabe, Rafe and Mike. Have you ever seen a more humorless, hangdog trio in your life?

No. The answer is no.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@DarkWingsOfFate Hey, want a drink? I thought maybe we should hang out, since we're both in the same line of work.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

I suddenly realized that the majority of my posts mention death. I blame work.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

-- I had to collect someone's soul in the middle of the festivities. Might put a damper on the evening. And people wonder why I drink.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

[He unscrews the cap on his flask and takes a long, slow drink. Then, he pulls out his pack of cigarettes, lights one and sits back] Yeah, it's a tough gig being the Angel of Death and all. I can tell you that no one invites me to parties. They always wonder how it would look if-

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

Anyone want a drink? I know I do.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@OfDarknessMade @FirstBetrayed Whattaya say, Luc? I think a drink might do you good.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

Perhaps Lailah and I could catch a drink and discuss Raven.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

I gotta tell you, it's entertaining as all hell, watching Raven try to human. Hmm. It'd be even more entertaining with a drink. Hey, Luc! Got any alcohol for your fav archangel?
@FirstBetrayed

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@OfDarknessMade @FirstBetrayed Anytime. I'm always around, when I'm not playing conductor, and we pretty much have the same job in the universe. We should talk shop sometime.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

I see @_EternallyHis_ is going after @RedWineAndBooks. Well, well. I think I'll watch the show. As soon as I find my cigarettes and flask.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

Damn. It's quiet as death around here. Oh wait, that's prob'ly my doing, being the Angel of Death and all. I think that calls for another drink.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

Angels and demons, everyone wants to know what's going to happen to Raven. Me, I think I'll have another drink.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@FirstBetrayed - maybe was, an angel? Sure didn't act like one.

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

[ He watches @RedWineAndBooks' plight with amusement. Taking another drink from his flask, he turns to @FirstBetrayed] Did you put Michael up to this? You know he'd never think of it on his own. And I assume that you'll have the halls of Hell fumigated? All of Raven's -

[Uriel --RP -- Original Character PARODY @AFireInGodsEyes]

@FirstBetrayed - ego, Michael's an empty headed idiot, Raph's too busy doing...whatever it is that he does, and me? I'm a drunken flake. You're the obvious choice. Getting Hell back in order is going to be a job, I gotta say. So the "angel" and her kids, are we actually sure she is, or -