Adam and the Dark Elf.

Druish prince. I talk about smut, politics, and the intersectionalism of human rights. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Author. Body and personality of a French bulldog. Snark.

[Adam and the Dark Elf. @AFortune69]

Hello, and welcome to my author account, where I talk a little about my books and writing. Feel free to tag me or DM me about my books/characters/thoughts on erotica/sex-related subjects. Pic is likely not me.

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@HoldUp904 The kids don’t enjoy sitting still and being quiet. And I don’t like kids. Seems like a good idea to make the event childless.

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@calebdollar @meghanttucker Dude just take the loss, because all your doing is making yourself look like a bigger idiot.

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@michelle_byoung Yes, posts aren’t loading

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@AngelaLovesNY Same

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@LadyJayPersists Not even WebMD would say this.

[HisRoyalFlyness The Timbersmith @FlyIngenuity]

Hi. It's me again. I only need to hit $450 to close out the month totally! I have more bracelets and tiaras, also taking custom orders, I can do so much, challenge me!!!
Veńmo: @ RoyalFlyness
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Ca$hApp: $DaGrizzPaw

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@druidDUDE From experience, no.

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@JoJoFromJerz Does she hate him or does he just smell that bad??? Maybe both.

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@FlyIngenuity @angel_0f_deathx That pretty much sums it up.

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@badinfinity2 Can confirm.

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@FPWellman @HitbyTruth Narrator: He was, in fact, that dumb.

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@HABlackwood7 Love the ear flaps!!

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So my account got locked for because me speaking my mind. So I’ll say it in a less up front way. If you’re a CEO or a billionaire and someone has to pick out your eternal resting spot… well, I just found a new place to piss. And I will cheerfully thank the one that set it up.

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If you know what it is, how to change it, and how to wrangle it to get the last goddamn drop out then we probably agree about at least a few things.

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

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@Ms_Deathwish They’re a tiny little saber tooth!!

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@DemocraticDaisy Don’t tease us with a good time.

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@ForcePao Why are you antagonizing the universe with that question. “What could go wrong” is fucking deadly with these stupid greedy bastards.

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@rmcentush Your dad wasn’t very bright.

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@BBadernath Oooooh

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I need someone to sponsor my workouts, not in like a Nike contract way. But like those readathons where someone donated a $ per book you read. We could do 10 cents per 30 minutes of weight lifting or cardio at the gym.

Because apparently I won’t do it for my own self.