Frog Enjoyer

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Today’s frog is the controversial Amazon milk frog (Trachycephalus resinifictrix), released in 2007 as the result of a collaboration between Amazon and Apple. Customers appreciated the familiar aesthetic, but had complaints about racial hygiene and usability.

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RIP Tarahumara frog, we hardly knew ye

[Adam is Gone Froggin @Gone_Froggin]

The Tarahumara Frog lives / lived montane canyons of southern Arizona and down into Mexico. It is believed to be extinct in the US due to Chytrid Fungus, a deadly fungal pathogen.

📸 Jim Rorabaugh
learn more at https://t.co/q6RThtVwI4

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@warwithwhom @grok

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@cremieuxrecueil They should do another study with people who use social media every day and people who don't.

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

Sorry I got a fly caught in my throat… I don’t sound like my usual self.

[Daily object @daily_object__]

Daily Object #687:

Tree Stump

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Daily Object #721:

Tree Bark

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Daily Object #789:

Moon

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This is Theloderma corticale, better known as the Vietnamese mossy frog, an amphibian famous for its incredible camouflage that makes it look almost identical to moss-covered rocks

[Amanita Virosa @AmanitaVirosa2]

Take this creature. He will bring good fortune to you and your posterity

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This is what they do with a drunken sailor early in the morning

[Urbanponds101 @urbanponds101]

I know you like the Frogs!

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I disavow this anti-bridge extremism

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

some buddhist stories are functionally jokes. here’s one i heard from a tibetan guy:

buddha is traveling along and meets a man that lives at the edge of a large river. he’s a guru with many students, and when buddha gets there, the guru explains his abilities.

“i can walk across this river,” the guru says. “it took me my whole life to cultivate this ability. first, i had to understand myself. that took one decade. then, i had to understand water - this took another decade.”

“then,” the guru continues, “i had to understand that there is no water. the water is just a temporary phenomenon - a conditional aggregate of interdependent causes and conditions. that took another decade. finally, i had to understand that this phenomenon, which i call water, is not separate from the phenomenon that i call ‘me’, my self.”

“after this final decade, i understood that i create the water, and the water is part of me. now, i can walk right across the top of this river - and i do this every day. cultivating this spiritual gift has been my life’s work.”

and the buddha says, “wow. that’s really great - but”, gesturing downstream, “there is a bridge about a mile down that way”.

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@anurarespecter They never have an answer to the broccoli question

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@TimSweeneyEpic But did you see any frogs?

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@AmanitaVirosa2 Good morning mushroom man

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

installing an AC: the directions have an illustration of the window. underneath, it says “illustration only”. fascinating. what else would it be? the actual window? they must send this out to people with no concept of what an image is, who may attempt to climb into the drawing.

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@Babygravy9 @felinerespecter can you translate this?

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@AmanitaVirosa2 The original inspiration for Porco Rosso

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@RobertKennedyJr I can see that you are pro-turtle, but what is your position on frogs?