Me: The new sink is in the trunk so we can get that in sometime this week.
Husband: Oh yeah? OK 👍🏻
Husband (2 days later): What’s that big box in the back of your trunk?
Me:…..
Husband:…..
Me: Really? #SMH
The fact that #YMCA will not allow you to do swim lessons unless you’re a member (which is $40 a month), and then still charges you $85 for the actual swim lessons is ridiculous. I am not paying for a membership that I will only use for my child’s swim lessons for 8 weeks. 😒
It’s amazing that I will be in bed for at least an hour, reading or scrolling, and the SECOND I shut my book or put my phone away to go to sleep, my husband will start snoring to break the sound barrier. #SendHelp#MarriedLife
Hey, @jonesroadbeauty , people are pronouncing “jojoba” incorrectly on your ads. Are you aware of this but just don’t care because “all press is good press”?
People have pieced together that shows like The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, and whatever this one is now for older people, are just people pimping themselves out, right? It’s an escort service that people watch. #AmIWrong