The Joker

“𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳!” #Parody #Fake #DCRP #Joker

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

❝Iғ I Wereɴ’т 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙚, I Coυldɴ’т Be So 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩!❞

˗ˏˋꓕɥǝ Ɐɔǝ Oɟ ꓘuɐʌǝsˎˊ˗

♣️Literate and descriptive
♦️Heavy triggers
♠️Crossovers welcome

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[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“Oh, goodie! You’ve got a new toy Harley! What does it do? Turn water into blood? Make the Bat turn inside out? Free all of our friends from Arkham? You’re killing me here! Just do something already. Love you.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “Actually, Harley-girl, things would go very badly for you if you didn’t greet me like this. But, let’s not dwell on that. We’ve got more fun to have. Love you.”

#Madlove

#Jarley

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@JewelOfGotham “Oh no, my sweet kitten! You do make the funniest comments at times! It was an allegory, pussy cat. Yet the offer remains, join me for a moonlight dance. Who’s grave shall we dance on?”

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@JewelOfGotham “I’ll play that game. I can be as easy as you. Don’t you want to dance in the moonlight with the devil?”

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“I’m gonna tell you something really personal, doll. You’re always on my mind. I’m completely crazy about you. Does it show? Love you, Harley.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “You do???? Don’t tease me about something like this; it won’t end well. Cover up your ears, doll, and I’ll ask you properly after the big kablooey goes off. Love you, Harley-girl.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“Perfection! There’s not a single thing I can do to make you any better, Harley-girl. And you look like the perfect lady, with your pinky out. Was that your own idea? Love you oodles and oodles.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “I think we’re a cute couple too, Harls! It’s kind of crazy, isn’t it? People with our unique sense of style being the perfect match. I’m so glad I made you who you are today. Love you.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “We’re celebrating my latest brilliant idea, Harley-girl! Your mind is going to be blown when I tell you about it. Pour us another drink doll and let’s get in the mood for some malice. Love you.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin "You know what they say Harls; the couple that shoots together stays together. Let's both shoot on the count of one. Love you my little Pumpkin Pie!"

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“Harley…? Are you hiding something behind your back? Is it a surprise for me, like Batman’s head? I can’t stand the anticipation! Show me what you have. Love you, Pumpkin Pie!”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin //Thank you, baby girl! Love you.

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “If anyone could make that stuffy old Bat loosen up, it would be you, my Harley-girl! You’re perfect, just the way I made you. Love you.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“You’re such a naughty little vixen, aren’t you Pumpkin Pie? I thought we were going to rob a bank today and take hostages but you look like you have something else in mind. Go on… show me what you’ve got. Love you.”

#Jarley
#MadLove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “Don’t worry, doll. All I’ve got to do is to make them think I’m crazy enough to actually do it and they’ll do whatever we want. It’s a good think acting crazy is what I’m best at. Love you too Harley-girl.”

#Jarley
#Madlove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“Stop it, Harley. You know I find you irresistible when you’re lethal. Come give us a kiss, you sexy jester. Love you.”

#Jarley
#Madlove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “They’re real and they’re spectacular! You should know me well enough by now to know you don’t have to ask to show me. In fact, you should randomly show them off throughout the day. Love you, Harley-girl.”

#Jarley
#Madlove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

@GothamsQuinnpin “I beg your pardon, Harley-girl! I’m just giving this Uber driver a little tip. And that tip is to learn how to shut the fuck up while he drives. Do you think he’s getting the message? Save your big guns for me, Pumpkin Pie. Love you.”

#Jarley
#Madlove

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

//The fuck?

[The Joker @AFunnyWayToDie]

#WomanCrushWednesday @GothamsQuinnpin

“Oh, you naughty little vixen! You changed your looks back. This is how you first seduced me. Is that what you’re up to now? I hope so! Love you Harley-girl.”

#Jarley
#Madlove