Sleepy

I'm sleepy...

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I said I was going to go take a nap because I was sick of cleaning the same mess on repeat... My mom had the audacity to say "welcome to motherhood" like my oldest isn't almost 10 years old 🫠🫠

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Hormones are wild because I don't want/can't have anymore children yet every time I see a baby I feel a pit of despair that I'll never hold one of my own tiny babies again

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I wanted speak now energy and instead we got made for urban decay , pepper is too spicy bland sabrina carpenter vibes. #Lifeofashowgirl

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Being around 12-13 year olds at the playground today makes me both very grateful I'm not 12 anymore and also very terrified for when the girls are that age.

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Micah is in his berry era... I'm unsure if my bank account will survive this

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I'm not having a good time

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I told P about how if she had been a boy I made a deal and her name would have been kaiden Dragon... She said "at least I'm a girl"

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Also I usually have a mourning period if my book doesn't have a happy ending....

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It's gotta suck being married to me because I will be in shambles after I finish a good book

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How come when men work they get to relax after, but when I work I get to come home and make dinner

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I always come up with ideas for things I want to do, then give myself awful anxiety because I have absolutely no idea how to accomplish it and the only tool I have is a screw driver

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If you think I'm a good mom, please know that my kids favorite candy is kit Kat... But so is mine and I continue to steal their kit kats year after year every Halloween.

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I'm so ready to be a mini van mom

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@Mitche524 Very true.

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People telling me to vote makes me not want to vote

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R.I.P to the one direction reunion

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Probably going to have to upgrade and add $30 onto my bill because id rather not put my grocery money on hold

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My phone screen broke today and Google's protection plan charges you the cost of a new phone until you send it in... Not to scream conspiracy but I would pay $0 upfront to upgrade...

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I'm constantly torn between needing a break and not wanting to be away from my kids