I want a world where a w*man watches male protagonist game trailer #9999999 and goes "Uhh, but can you play as a woman??" And her chat spamming little disgust emotes because a guy appeared on the screen. I think asmongold's chat would be very normal about it!
@rawdawgcomics I'm really amicably digging the ham fisted bloviating redundant abundance of adjectives, and their dissonance in what they try to emphasize. A debilitating euphoria to read, even. Out of all streams of consciousness, this one is the most unsupervised.
@SenFettermanPA OOH SCARY MACHINE OOOH SCARYY. KILL MORE ANIMALS!! KILL MORE ANIMALS NOW!! HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF HEADSET DENT SHOW ME SCARY MACHINE I WANT TO KILL ANIMAL NOW!!!
Pains me deeply to agree with Crash-and-Burn Ron, but I co-sign this.
As a member of @SenateAgDems and as some dude who would never serve that slop to my kids, I stand with our American ranchers and farmers. ๐บ๐ธ
FaZe Banks started his FaZe Clan takeover yesterday by kicking out old and some long-term members of the organization, drastically cutting down the number of creators ๐งต
@cherresoda It is an empty, counterproductive gesture done at the cost of victims to flaunt your complete lack of giving a shit about actually doing something, which is why you see a lot of actual child molesters happily engage in this type of virtue signaling prior to being caught.
@cherresoda "kill pedos" rhetoric shows little to no effect in preventing crime and, if anything, makes pedophilia out to be so irreconcilably inhuman that people are actually scared of either seeking help before offending or admit to themselves that they are one.
There's this cool trick where you adapt your parenting style to your child's age. For example: if a drooling 3 IQ toddler is about to risk breaking their neck, I would be a parent and stop it from happening, instead of recording myself in a smug rant my kid can't even comprehend.
The day the world needed this the least was the day it was made. We've been needing it less and less for every day since, and currently, it's needed the least it's ever been needed.
To meme the impossible meme ๐ถ
To fight the unbeatable foe ๐ง
To bear with unbearable sorrow ๐ญ
To run where the brave dare not go๐จ
To right, the un-rightable rong ๐
To โฅ๏ธ pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary ๐ฎโ๐จ
To reach the unreachable โญ๏ธ
This is my quest, to follow that ๐ซ
No matter how hopeless, no matter how far ๐ข
To fight for the right without question or pause ๐ฆพ
To be willing to march into ๐ for a ๐ cause
And I know if I'll only be true to this glorious quest โ๏ธ
That my โฅ๏ธ will lie โ๏ธful and ๐ง
When I'm laid to rest ๐ชฆ
And ๐ will be better for this