🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸

Demiromantic Bisexual | ♀ | she/her | ancient-greek-goddess on tumblr | I'd put more but I gotta have SOME secrets I don't just tell you.

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

Does this look like the face of mercy

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@_iamafish_ no can do friend

is what i'd say if i was self-confident

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@PMDShitpost you saying you've never heard this one?
https://t.co/3r9MkSaDnY

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@thomasjeferstan we always go youngest to oldest

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@baddestmamajama i guess it's a bit different since it was on short notice, but 8 hours isn't that long, just about daylight or nighttime hours.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS.
Anyway we're married.

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@PMDShitpost no. f*ck no.

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

Bought Pokémon and we asked the clerk if he’s played it yet and he said he’s not a Nintendo fan because they’ve “rehashed the same idea for 30 years”

I asked him what he plays

He said Call of Duty

Bro WHAT

[Dame Sabriel Mastin 🌈 @DameSabriel]

Script leak:

Dude 1: "There's gonna be a girl on our team."
Dude 2: "Woah. I hope she's a good healers because that's all girls play. Right, bro?"

*eboys and general audiences laugh*

[lady in short skirt walks in]

Lady: "Nope! I'm your new sniper."

Dudes in unison: "Woah."

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@Krystal12695286 @TheInSneider yikes

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@PMDShitpost they're gonna wait for the next remake of gen 2 so they can make rescue team remaked

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@_iamafish_ me. i'm sorry it was meant to be a personal thing but then it got out

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@PkmnMDTweets i beat 'em in one hit

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@KaitMarieox so when did you come out as heterosexual?

oh. wait.

you didn't have to.

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

@_iamafish_ oh sure just go and flex your xkit plugin

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

SISTER

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

i don't know who needs to hear this but...

if you're in an anime...

[🌸Ancient Greek Goddess🌸 @AGGoddess_]

LITTLE