Avishek Goyal

Politics/ Cricket/ Satire

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Now that the water level in flood affected areas has receded, these frogs hv started to appear🥴

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Now that the water level in flood affected areas has receded, these frogs hv started to appear🥴

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Autrograph ❌
Autobiography ✅

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Arnab says he had a great music teacher, yet learned nothing.

Thou he couldn’t learn music but he surely must be proud of atleast his dancing skills to the tunes of modi/shah🤣

[زماں @Delhiite_]

On the instructions of Rahul Gandhi, DK Shivakumar is leading an Education Revolution in Karnataka.

> Students at the centre of policy making

> Paper leaks and exam delays addressed

> Fees and coaching burden examined

> Skills connected with jobs

> Mental health and wellbeing prioritised

> Equal opportunities for every student

This is bigger than an education reform.

From KG to PG there should be a Student's revolution as planned by RG & will be executed by DK.

Don't speak for students. Listen to students. Then act.

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

We aren't aware of the specific religious background of #RakshaBandhan—which Veda/Purana mentions it or reason behind it.

Undoubtedly, cultural identity & siblings coming together make it a beautiful occasion.

But then,how did this 'Sanghi' tradition emerge? seems a bit off🙄

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Btw Govt will keep on Charging

-Minimum A/c Balance,
-message Charges
-ATM charges
-transaction charges
-overdues penalty

from Common people🤷‍♂️

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

BJP’s Blue eyed anchor bursting own govt’s claim

Chitra Tripathi’s attempt to be overly smart backfired on the Modi narrative

When a girl mentioned that her house has an Ujjwala connection—Chitra tried to pivot to Modi’s scheme—the girl said she bought the gas from a shop🤣🤣

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Google baba ramapal

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Best business idea for Gen z to take up

-no investment needed
-no product to make
-no expire date

And ppl would line up to kiss ur feet🙄

[Ranvijay Singh @ranvijaylive]

फ्रेंड्स.. नई वाली संसद में व‍िकास बह रहा है.

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

The robot that was made to dance in a shop inauguration in Ujjain turned out to be Chinese

This robot, touted as a symbol of BJP's brand of development,was purchased from a Chinese company ‘Unitree’

It was then painted saffron so that chaddis could beat their chest in pride🤮

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Also in race of being another tech hub like bengaluru

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

-If u hear the news that Smriti Irani has become the US President, believe it

-If u hear Kangana Ranaut has become our PM, believe that too

But if u believe Modi knows nothing abt those 600 crores siphoned off from Madhya Pradesh treasury, then my dear friend… very soon u gonna find urself begging on streets

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

bro isn’t even denying the fact that he married his own sister.

He himself can distribute character certificate of Nehru who d!ed way back in 1960s but doesn’t want ppl to comment on his 25 years old marriage🥴🤷‍♂️

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

@etsm00 No

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Is this the “ANUSHASAN” you were telling us to learn from Kanwariyas, @YogiAdityanath?

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

Is maansik gulaami se acchi to angrezon ki gulaami hi rahi hogi🥴

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Women are the strength of India - its foundation, its present, and its future.

You belong to no one but yourself.

Be loud. Be proud. Fight for your space.

Smash the patriarchy!

#ChhatronKiGoonj

[Avishek Goyal @AG_knocks]

This is called Real Roasting !

It's a very sad feeling on one side for our country's respect & reputation, but on the other hand can't even deny what she stated.

While the language isn’t good,the facts remain..