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[AGarea @AGarea]

@Twitter this isn't me. What the fuck?! #hacked

[AGarea @AGarea]

⚡️⚡️ @WalmartWhorte @omerebere42 @sansotweets @Mehmetz78130119 @cedricodelavega @OkereAmbrose @GichungeSam @EazyTrades_007 @ShakilA42712830 @MonsieurSnoid @Mbaashi9 @dani_m_mccarthy @CryptominingU @lindstrom_maria @Elssywaweru1

[AGarea @AGarea]

Started watching the @criminalminds reboot, realized that #mattsaracen (@zachgilford) is a serial killer and now my world is crashing around me. #FNL #CriminalMindsEvolution

[AGarea @AGarea]

Why do I want a "ciao" tattoo? #victoriafuller let everyone down after being the voice of reason, but I still want the tattoo. #BachelorInParadise @ABCBachelorThe @jtrain56

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Happy Thanksgiving to all the single people politely listening to an aunt who says that they should go to the grocery store to meet someone.

[AGarea @AGarea]

Special thanks to Amy from @nordstrom at the St Louis Galleria for hustling to me find an outfit a la #houseofgucci with less murder. #rockstar #customerservice #5amflight

[AGarea @AGarea]

Jesse Palmer's pants got a lot tighter. Also couldn't they have given him a spray tan? His pants and skin match the sand. #BachelorInParadise @ABCBachelorThe

[AGarea @AGarea]

The only way to get through cleaning is listening to @taylorstrecker bitch on her podcast #tasteoftaylor #MondayMotivation

[AGarea @AGarea]

Missing you. 143. RJW.

[AGarea @AGarea]

My nephew uses his middle finger to point at things. Will I correct him? Absolutely-fucking-not!

[AGarea @AGarea]

Bravo to the person I just saw driving around #STL in a Bentley with vanity plates that read #greedy

[AGarea @AGarea]

Baby names should not be allowed on the birth certificate until the drugs have worn off. #RandomThoughts #Monday #Brantley

[AGarea @AGarea]

I've started referring to adjusting my boobs as organizing them. It makes me feel more productive. #wednesdaythought #productivity

[AGarea @AGarea]

Your 20s are the years to make all your stupid mistakes. Your 30s are your years to make smarter mistakes and call them learning experiences. #tuesday #RandomThoughts

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Governor Abbott, if you have any decency, you will immediately withdraw from this weekend’s NRA convention and urge them to hold it anywhere but Texas.

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

19 kids are dead today. I used to make the argument that guns aren’t the problem. Years ago I stopped doing that. Because they are. We MUST stop doing what we’ve always done. To all my law-abiding gun owner friends, PLEASE, put down your politics and be a part of the solution. 💔

[AGarea @AGarea]

The check out guy at the grocery store just asked me if I was okay because I wasn't buying wine... #Wednesdayvibe

[AGarea @AGarea]

Terrible experience with @lyft on my way to the airport last night. GPS confused the driver, had to direct him the entire way. He kept his phone in his lap and would slow down on the highway to look at it! He made me sit in the front seat. #lyft #scared

[AGarea @AGarea]

Why are y'all crying over him? He barely made the practice squad on an NFL team and he lied to all of you! #TheBachelor @BachelorABC