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[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

El Chapo has escaped prison twice and I can't even get out of the friend zone

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Reasons why I stop replying:
1. I'm busy
2. you're boring
3. I'm mad
4. you replied with one word
5. I'm on twitter
6. I'm eating

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

i have two moods:

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

"You the only person I talk to" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

The last nap dis nigga is ever gonna take https://t.co/gPeue79F8f

[ㅤBP @Too_Easyyy]

This nap I'm about to take >>>>

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Thinking about school tomorrow

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Odell Bacon Jr

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

School already got me like

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

i suck at texting, unless ur cute or i like you

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

yall niggas faker than the pornhub ads that be telling me local bitches wanna fuck

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Her: I GAVE YOU MY DAMN HEART!

Me: Ain't nobody tell you to do that dumb shit.

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

when you wanna be coldhearted but that's not you as a person

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

NIGGAS TEXT BACK GAME ABOUT TO BE WEAK😩😭👌🏽

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

You ever chilled with someone & the whole time y'all chillin you thinking about never chillin with them again😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Hoe: "hey baby whatchu doing?"

Me: "playing some 2k"

Hoe: "I can beat you (;"

Me:

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Skills:
1. Fucking shit up without even trying

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

if i ever say "wyd ugly" you cute asf 😏😂🙈

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Why Meek Mill acting like he in Twitter Jail? Drake had to pull out the free Meek Mill shirt 😂😂

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

He lion girl, you know how the game go https://t.co/Icc2FJO8DR

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

Girl: "Dont talk to her, I dont like her"

Guy: "Ok"

Guy: "Dont talk to that guy, I dont like him"

Girl: "But he's my friend..."

[Goat @AGoatsLifee]

When your crush calls you "Bestfriend" ...