Anita Goochlick

Wouldn’t you like to know.

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This one’s dedicated to all the teachers that stayed late to help me raise my grades a little bit. To all the neighbors that created a safe community and called a therapist for me when I was going through a breakdown. You know what I’m saying? It ain’t good. Y’all bitches

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#mets

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Vogey with an infield single. The impossible has happened a second time in San Diego.

#LGM #lfgm #Padres #vogey #dannyburgers #bartolocolon #impossible

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Organizing a submarine trip to see the submarine that went to see the titanic.

#Titanic #TitanicRescue #OceanGate #submarine

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Loving all the Father’s Day jokes I’m seeing… What’s next?

#FathersDay #nationalholiday

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In high school I would get in trouble and get the chalkboard punishment. I guess I had to write my wrongs.

#punished #dadjokes #HarryStyles

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Back of the bus girls.
Roasting marshmallows by hand.
Tasty bus s’mores.

#haiku #bus #publictransportation

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The only Jew that could ever become POTUS is Jesus.

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Some nerd playing the piano, looked at an old radio and thought “that could be an instrument.” Then did nerd shit and created the synthesizer, the coolest instrument of all time.

#synthesizer #korg #moog

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If I could rewrite history I would change everyone’s name to Ricardo.

Ricardo Christ was born to Ricardo Magdalene and brought gifts by the three wise Ricardos.

#history #fanfiction #Ricardo

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I bet the first time someone said “Easy Peasy” it was an instant banger.

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I love the expression “For shits and giggles.”

It really sums up my day.

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Presidents’ Day is not a day to “Polk” fun at.

#PresidentsDay2023

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Is Canadian Presidents’ Day next week?

#PresidentsDay2023 #Canada #RyanReynolds

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I think it’s sweet Biden surprised Zelenskyy so he wouldn’t be alone on Presidents’ Day.

#Biden #Ukraine #PresidentsDay2023

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Maybe we will never know the truth about what really happened in Ohio. But what we do know is Amy Schumer predicted this in her 2015 movie “Trainwreck”. Coincidence?

#wakeupsheeple #trainaccident #OhioChemicalDisaster #trainwreck

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Ugh world war 3 is gonna be so derivative.

Return of the Comrad.

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This Super Bowl thing better not get in the way of my night out drinking.

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There a very specific type of person that wears a Hard Rock Cafe Bangkok shirt. If you have one please stay away from me.

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Psh, let me know when Lebron breaks Wilt Chamberlins scoring record.

#LeBronJames #LebronWatch #NBAAllStar #basketball