kristen

“I think you’ll find me more constant than that.” 🎩🖤

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Sometimes it feels like Millennials, who were born after the lead poisoning but before the algorithms, are the only truly sane generation.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@JeremiahDJohns Retweet

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Gary04317416 Hey so, that was just a blatant lie to bait the truly stupid. Hope this helps.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@TraditionSarah Well it’s a bold faced lie, Sarah, so let’s start there.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Ashncoll I would very much like to be friends with you lol

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Kamalfalilat Potters were generationally wealthy due to James’ father’s invention of Sleakeazy’s hair potion. Which is also the potion Hermione uses to tame her hair for the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@lucaslu_ckli That’s HOME

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@joshstifter Poltergeist. I was 5. Uncle thought it would be funny because the little girl died a few days before I was born and I looked just like her. It was not funny. lol.

[teddy | kkenpilled @henrylethm]

red state leftists realize that the south has the highest concentration of minorities and gerrymandering makes the states red, while blue state leftists wish devastation and destruction on the south bc they think it's deserved

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@henrylethm Retweet

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster?

Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

Director: what

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@resentfulincel Carol Burnette has now risen to #1

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@manduhtoryy If you don’t know about cinnamon bread get out of our faceeeeee!!!!

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@Ssgwoq @JessicaLBurbank Bro do you wanna die?

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

We all probably have a favorite Dolly story, this one’s mine 🥹

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@harleydarlings Must be a damn good man then

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

@wandasattorney Do you need bail money

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

[kristen @AGoodTallTale]

Please be patient with the south during our bereavement leave as we mourn our lord and savior.

[Variety @Variety]

Dolly Parton, the singer-songwriter-actress whose glittering country music stardom was matched by her pop fame and popular parallel careers in film and TV, died on Aug. 25. She was 80 years old.

https://t.co/rBvsrcs6FY