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[Chad White @chadwhitexxx]

Good morning.
Fresh haircut.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS ✊✊✊✊

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of State were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

A Farce in Four Acts:

1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

It hardly gets any dumber than this.

[Patrick L Riley ᐰ @Acquired_Savant]

Alright. I'll be THAT guy.

In the room before the panic we clearly hear 5 shots. The video Trump posted shows him run through, agents drew guns.

Cole Tomas Allen had a makeshift shotgun, not an automatic rifle. The shots were the agents.

Agents shoot center mass. Something 'stopped' the shooter. He is shown on the ground, chest and back exposed (center mass).

Where did the Agents shoot him? What stopped him? Where is the blood? Why is his supratrochlear vein not indicating that he is in any pain or distress?

The video of Trump, Melania, and the magician shows the women reacting as if there's a shooter before Trump or others react, as if it was practiced.

Is this another staged event?

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

🇺🇸 Donald Trump : 79 years old wants war with Iran

🇮🇱 Benjamin Netanyahu : 76 years old wants war with Palestine

🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin : 74 years old wants war with Ukraine

🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez : 55 years old took stand against all of them 🔥

Today, 🇭🇺 Hungary elected 45 years old Peter Magyar the Prime Minister

The world needs more young leaders who take decisions for which they would live enough to see consequences, not boomers who have already lived their lives and putting the peace of Next Gen at stake

[Sammy Butler @SammmyButler]

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[Lady Mary One of tofu-eating wokerati 💙🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @Iloveautumn2]

I agree!

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

If you want to pretend the 14th Amendment somehow doesn’t apply to modern immigrants, then don’t turn around and hide behind the 2nd while applying it to weapons the founders couldn’t have imagined. You don’t get to rewrite one amendment and worship the other.

[Chad White @chadwhitexxx]

Catch it

[Queer Me Now @QueerMeNow]

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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA.
Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

You say: “We are running low on munitions because Biden sent them to Ukraine.”

I hear: “We started a war without knowing what we had to fight it.”